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Putt-Putt (limerick)

Updated on January 2, 2013

This putt-putt caused tears to descend

This putt-putt of evil portend

This putt-putt grossed name

My putt-putt of shame

The putt-putt that came from rear end


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      Eiddwen 5 years ago from Wales

      Well you have done it again Martin the King of Limericks and here's to so many more for us both to share onehre. Have a great day.


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      Madeleine Salin 5 years ago from Finland

      What goes in must come out. :)

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      ignugent17 5 years ago

      Ha hahaha very funny! :-))))

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      Vinaya Ghimire 5 years ago from Nepal

      You took me by a surprise, I thought putt-putt was at the top end.

      Your limericks are funny, but illustrate ironies of life.

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      And worse if smelly. Especially after a plate of beans. lol

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      epigramman 5 years ago

      ...well they always say - what goes in must come out - but my 'brother' from San Fran. what comes out of you is sheer fookin' genius, Sir.

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      Shauna L Bowling 5 years ago from Central Florida

      Once again you had me laughing out loud, Martin!

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      HaHa..You are so funny..I love it..

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      Susan Haze 5 years ago from Sunny Florida

      Funny. What an eye-opener.

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      Deb Hirt 5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Ha! I had a feeling that was how this was going to "end."

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      Marvin Parke 5 years ago from Jamaica

      To think I was going to ask what you were talking about.

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      suziecat7 5 years ago from Asheville, NC

      You're too funny. Thanks for the smiles.

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      carozy 5 years ago from San Francisco

      That was cute :)

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      breakfastpop 5 years ago

      An I was thinking of a car!!!!

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      Dr Cil 5 years ago

      Funny, That will wake one up in the morning!!

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      Shining Irish Eyes 5 years ago from Upstate, New York

      Ha Ha Ha - So you have met my brother, huh?

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      wetnosedogs 5 years ago from Alabama

      Silly. Thanks for the morning chuckle.

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      Patricia Scott 5 years ago from sunny Florida

      Those putt putts make everyone laugh....even the putt putter...Happy New Year :) ps

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      What are you talking about ? There is no shame in that putt-putt? LOL