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70 Short Quotes About Men And Love

Updated on March 9, 2017
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70 short quotes about men and love. Quotes about the men we have loved, we haven't loved, men we have admired - or not! And the men we have set free!

Quotes About Men And Love

  • A man who truly loves you will never let you go no matter what the situation is.
  • Real men stay faithful. They don’t have time to look for another woman because they’re too busy looking for new ways to love their own.
  • Being a real man means you fight for one girl even when others are chasing you.
  • If another girl steals your man there’s no better revenge than letting her keep him.
  • Real men can’t be stolen.
  • A man has two options. Either stand up and be the man she needs, or sit down so she can see the man behind you.
  • A guy spends his time finding a girl to sleep with. A real man spends his time looking for the one worth waking up to.
  • Here’s to the boyfriends who still hold bags, open doors, tell their girlfriends they’re beautiful and show respect like real men.
  • A boy will tell you he loves you, but a real man will show it.
  • Don’t be afraid of losing the man who doesn’t feel lucky to have you.
  • There have been many great men that have flattered people who never loved them.
  • Real men never stop trying to show a girl how much she means to him. Even after he’s got her.
  • A woman’s got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
  • When women hold off from marrying a man we call it independence. When men hold off from marrying we call it fear of commitment.
  • Never let a good man slip away.
  • Men always want to be a woman's first love. Women always want a man to be their last.
  • Forget the men with the leather jackets and tattoo's. I'll take Prince Charming thank you very much!

Men Facts And Fiction

  • Married men live longer than single men.
  • A good guy will tell you you’re beautiful. A real gentleman will make you believe it.
  • Hundreds of men were turned into beasts by the magic of ale and cider.
  • Women spend more time thinking about what men think than men actually spend thinking.
  • Good men are like unicorns. Everyone talks about them but nobody has actually seen one.
  • Men are willing to respect anything that bores them.
  • Real men spoil their women.
  • A valuable man is one whose words and actions are the same.
  • Wise men go where fools dare to tread.
  • A quiet man is a thinking man. A quiet woman is usually mad.
  • Women are beautiful because of men.
  • A real man will always have time for his lady.
  • It's the task of a good man to help those in misfortune.
  • A good man can be stupid and still be good. But a bad man must have brains.
  • Wise men talk because they have something to say. Fools talk because they have to say something.
  • It’s easier to build strong children than to repair broken men.
  • Men with good intentions make promises. Men with good character keep them.
  • Keep calm. There are still good men left.
  • A good man takes good care of his children, no matter what the relationship with their mother is.

Thoughts About Men

  • It seems the older men get the younger their wives get.
  • Some men would rather stay single because they’re tired of giving their everything and ending up with nothing.
  • A real woman can do it all by herself. But a real man won’t let her.
  • Men get along best with those woman who can get along without them.
  • The true measure of a man is how good he treats people.
  • Big men became big by doing what they didn’t want to do when they didn’t want to do it.
  • The difference between men and boys is the size of their toys.
  • Boys will break your heart. Real men will pick up the pieces.
  • Women always worry about the things that men forget. Men always worry about the things women remember.
  • A man must be big enough to admit his mistakes, smart enough to profit from them and strong enough to correct them.
  • Nothing will ever be achieved without great men, and men that are determined to be so.
  • I don’t understand men. I don’t even understand what I don’t understand about men.
  • Dear men, less talk more ACTION!
  • If you like a mans laugh before you know anything about him, you can confidently say he is a good man.
  • I feel grateful because I have a good man.
  • Believe that there are good men and women out there and you will meet them.
  • Men aren't necessities, they are luxuries.
  • Don't keep a good man guessing too long. He's sure to find the answer somewhere else.
  • No matter how good of a woman you are, you will never be good enough to a man who isn't.
  • Men must know their limitations.
  • If a man expects a woman to be the angel of his life, then first he must create heaven for her.

Funny Quotes About Men

  • Some men are like mascara. They’ll run at the first sign of trouble.
  • Men are like pantyhose, they either run, they cling, or they don’t fit right in the crotch.
  • Men say women should come with instructions. What’s the point? Have you ever seen a man actually read the instructions?
  • It’s not the men in your life that count. It’s the life in your men!
  • I don’t mind living in a mans world so long as I can be a woman in it!
  • If a man watches more than 3 football games in a row then he should be declared comatose.
  • As long as you know men are like children, you know everything.
  • A hard man is good to find.
  • Men are wonderful. Every girl should have one… or two… or three…
  • Let’s stop with all the ‘real men’ quotes and realise it takes real women to make things work, it’s not a one-way street.
  • Nice guys finnish last because they make sure their woman comes first.
  • All men are born free, and then some get married.

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    • Julie K Henderson profile image

      Julie K Henderson 2 years ago

      You are very welcome.

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      StricktlyDating 2 years ago from Australia

      Thank you for your support Julie!

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      Julie K Henderson 2 years ago

      This is a fun hub. I like how it is arranged. Thank you for providing a dose of humor to my day. Voted up.

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      StricktlyDating 3 years ago from Australia

      Thanks! Have a great day too!

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      prasetio30 3 years ago from malang-indonesia

      Very inspiring hub. Thanks for writing and sharing with us. Have a good day :-)

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      StricktlyDating 3 years ago from Australia

      Thank you MsDora, best wishes for a wonderful day!

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      Dora Isaac Weithers 3 years ago from The Caribbean

      Love this one: "Real men can’t be stolen." They're all good. Thank you.

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      StricktlyDating 3 years ago from Australia

      Thanks Carrie, Mel and DDE, glad you enjoyed this Hub!

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      Devika Primić 3 years ago from Dubrovnik, Croatia

      Great quotes from you and so interesting.

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      Mel Carriere 3 years ago from San Diego California

      I like the quote about the unicorn. Real men are like mythological creatures. Nice collection.

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      Kept private 3 years ago from Northeast United States

      Love it ! :). Loving a woman is not easy work :). Just ask the hubby. Thank you for sharing

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      StricktlyDating 3 years ago from Australia

      G'day Frank! Thanks :)

      Thank you Jodah! And Hi from NSW! I'm glad you try!!!

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      John Hansen 3 years ago from Queensland Australia

      Funny but true quotes strictly dating. I hope I pass the majority of what a 'real' and 'good' man should be. At least I try...lol. Good hub, voted up.

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      Frank Atanacio 3 years ago from Shelton

      as a man..I love it.. these are so enjoyable to read :)