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Quotes of a Master VI

Updated on April 3, 2013

Slow down for ten and read

I have one of these signs in my office.
I have one of these signs in my office. | Source

A little about the Author

Masters are young people who are not misters. Masters is a degree. You can add a suffix to master and make people blush.

The author of these quotes is not really a master in the above meanings. But one thing is for sure, he is a mental master bater. Just ask anyone he fishes with.

Childhood. A real man does not defend his honor, he protects children.

War is a game they should not let children play.

Cold fact: All mothers love their children, but not all mothers love being mothers.

Children should have fun, if you interfere with that you are a jackass.

A boy should be dirty half the time.

A girl should be pretty half the time.

It is hard to teach young children about God, because it is hard to shut up and just love them.

Make the extra effort each day to smell a child, And tell them how great they are. They can tell when you smell them, you are really noticing them.

If you can teach a child to eat an apple instead of candy you have changed their life for the better.

Lift the fog baby and Imagine

Men for Women, and vice versa. Love is not a two way street, it is a one way drive.

Women are always women.

Men are always men.

If a man looks for what he wants in a woman and does not see it, perhaps he is looking for himself.

Women who act irrationally in love are awesome.

Men with a feminine side are happier men.

Men that refuse to do "women's jobs" are boring s.o.b.s.

If a woman asks a man to church he should go and try to learn, if a man asks a woman to church, she should make it an excuse to buy a new outfit, look her best and keep an open mind.

I heard they transplanted a mans heart into a woman and it worked just fine.

Look for the Angels

flowers and Angels, life is good
flowers and Angels, life is good | Source

What is Ugly? Ugly is not that which is unwanted, but those that do not want.

Handsome is a state of mind.

Ugly is evilness in the mind.

I have never met a caring mother that was not beautiful.

Pimples are not pretty, but we can deal with them in a pretty way.

I must admit, I never saw a statue made of gold that I thought was beautiful.

There was a diamond once that was ugly until it was place upon a finger.

A perfect face is not memorable.

Love does not make something beautiful, there is simply no beauty without love.

These quotes do not come from the author

Just a note to let you know that the author here is a little "not normal". For some reason, and we think it was a blow to the head playing leap frog, he just sees things a little different. So I have gotten him to share them with me. It is a rather schizophrenic relationship if you know what I mean.

The man is half a bob off of plumb. He is a donut short of a dozen. His elevator does not reach the top floor. He is a brick short of a wall. But in his lameness he has found splendor in accepting things for what they are. Somehow he accepts his shortcomings in a way that brings amazement to everything and one he sees.

Small places. A small space is easier to clean than a large.

Room for two is plenty is most cars.

If a family vehicle has tv type screens it is not.

A small child can fall asleep on a single pillow.

Big houses seldom have big people living in them.

Most animals sleep together, not apart.

My mamma's bed was huge, I know, it fit all eight of us.

I had a large beautiful office once, that was enough.

My home is only small compared to my bosses.

Please take from these quotes something good for you, not good for me.

The above quotes are not useful. Ok, maybe at cocktail parties -- that is later in the night after a healthy dose of the fluids. Probably nothing here you would repeat to a sober crowd. But maybe just one or two made you smile or reflect or better yet, come up with a better one.

However if you read all the way through to this line. Consult someone.


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    • Ericdierker profile image

      Eric Dierker 4 years ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.

      Honey baby with such a wonderful soul mate. My momma and yours loved us. I damn well say that is enough and more.

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      Maria Magdalena Ruiz O'Farrill 4 years ago from Borik√©n the great land of the valiant and noble Lord

      Yes, Ericdierker praying for that. I enjoyed this reading very much! The video was a temptation that I had to steal. Blessings my friend for you and your family. I liked them all but this touched my heart:

      "My mamma's bed was huge, I know, it fit all eight of us."

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      Eric Dierker 4 years ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.

      Pray Lord that we have own thoughts and that we give our children their own. Always a pleasure to have your company

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      Lurana Brown 4 years ago from Chicagoland, Illinois

      Interesting, amusing, wise and personal....nice range of thoughts. Thank you for sharing!