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Random Things; Funny Stuff

Updated on August 19, 2017
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I was a registered nurse for 25+ years. Working mainly in the operating room, I've been everything from staff nurse to Director of Nursing.

Ever wonder what people do with their spare time?  WikiAnswers tells you that they eat, sleep, cook, iron, talk...go on the internet.  That's what I like to do.  I could do something useful while I am on the internet, and I do occasionally.  But what I do most of the time is just look up some random funny stuff.  Here is some of the things I find funny.

This poor man, I probably shouldn't laugh...but I couldn't help it!

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Strange Things People Do

It's amazing the things some people do. I read an article telling about a man who stole some lobsters. He stuffed them in his pants and attempted to run from the store. It seems instead of lobster he got a vasectomy. Luckily the store owner did not press charges.

Then there is the boy in Utah who let 43 snails crawl on his face. He is hoping to break into the Guinness Book of World Records. Seems you have to let them stay on your face for 10 seconds. The previous record was 36 snails.

A man in Bedford, OH called 911 because his son refused to clean his room. The funny part of this story is that his son is a 28 year old man who is a member of the local school board.

This poor guy lost his luggage!

Fun With Food

Such a happy pancake face!
Such a happy pancake face! | Source
My smile is as big as that piece of watermelon!
My smile is as big as that piece of watermelon! | Source

More Random Funniness in the World

When asked a question about Confucius, a Miss Panama contestant stated that he was the one who created confusion.

A suspected drug dealer in Indiana stopped at Taco Bell for "one last burrito" while being chased by police.

A man attempting to smuggle songbirds into the United States was caught when an inspector noticed bird droppings on his socks.

I will never be able to listen to this Sugar Ray song again.

More Randomness

In London a drunk couple was caught having sex on the lawn outside Windsor Castle. They did this in broad daylight with many people around. It is reported that tourists were taping the act. Seems they were arrested and given a written warning.

You've heard the old story about a bull in a china shop, well, here is a new one about a bull in a supermarket. Click on the "watch video" link below to see the bull running around.

A woman received an invitation to go to her 10 year high school reunion. Instead of going herself, she hired a stripper to impersonate her. She then watched it from a nearby hotel room.

Bull in Supermarket

Childhood Monsters

What kid wouldn't want to be hugged by this guy!
What kid wouldn't want to be hugged by this guy! | Source
Come back!  Really, I don't want to eat you, I want to hug you!
Come back! Really, I don't want to eat you, I want to hug you! | Source

Qi is hilarious!

Random Animals

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More Funny Randomness

Police received a call stating there was a baby in a trash can at the local Wal-Mart. While investigating they found out it was just a burrito. (Must have been a BIG burrito.)

Then there was the time an Australian military vehicle disappeared after being painted...the paint job? Camouflage!

How about the man who wanted the "hell" taken out of "hello"?

There was a school board candidate who was running unopposed. He lost because not one person cast a vote.

Lane County spent $250,000 to publicize it's lack of funds. The powers that be hoped this would convince residents to raise taxes.

An 82 year old woman fell and broke her hip in the lobby of a Niagara Falls hospital. The staff made her call an ambulance before they would help her. (Say What??!!)

There was a dwarf who sued a grocer because of the grocer's belittling remarks.

I hope they are drinking OJ

This is one thirsty crew!
This is one thirsty crew! | Source

I had to do a doubletake when I saw this.

Relaxing in the pool.
Relaxing in the pool. | Source

Fun with Song

Priceless

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Did you hear the tale of the fireman who was giving CPR to a kitten? Turns out he inhaled and accidentally swallowed the kitten.

A 20 year old woman was able to escape her kidnappers while they were trying to figure out how to drive her car. It had a stick-shift and I guess they were automatic guys.

A man, emptying his trash down a chute, accidentally dropped his phone in also. As he leaned over to look in he fell in after it.

This 12 year old was home playing hide and seek with her friend. She hid in the pullout couch and got stuck there. The two had to call 911 to come help.

Things that make you go WHAT??

What??
What?? | Source
How do you mistake these two?!
How do you mistake these two?! | Source
Again, how do you mistake the two??
Again, how do you mistake the two?? | Source
This should go without saying, lol.
This should go without saying, lol. | Source

Never trade seats with Mr. Gay

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Artist in the Making

She looks so proud of her masterpiece.
She looks so proud of her masterpiece. | Source

A boy and his dog

Boy, "I'm sorry I pulled my sister's hair" Dog, "I'm sorry I chewed the chair"
Boy, "I'm sorry I pulled my sister's hair" Dog, "I'm sorry I chewed the chair" | Source

Photo Bomb!

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Groucho has nothing on this one!

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She should have had BlondeStar on board!

My Favorite...I could see me doing this, lol.
My Favorite...I could see me doing this, lol. | Source

Funny, Scaredy-Cats

© 2009 Kari Poulsen

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      Kari Poulsen 7 years ago from Ohio

      Michael, I'm glad you like it...I hope you laughed as hard as I did finding this stuff. :D

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      Michael Shane 7 years ago from Gadsden, Alabama

      This was great K@ri!

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      Kari Poulsen 7 years ago from Ohio

      Cathi, I'm glad to help. Thanks!

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      Cathi Sutton 7 years ago

      Thanks! I sure needed a good laugh right about now! So, thanks for reminding me life isn't all tragidy! I'm a new fan!

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      Kari Poulsen 8 years ago from Ohio

      Beth, I'm glad you enjoyed it! LOL, hope no one actually woke up. :D

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      Beth100 8 years ago from Canada

      This was great!!! Laughed hard enough to wake up the kids and the neighbors!

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      Kari Poulsen 8 years ago from Ohio

      droj, banged your knee, did you? Thanks, I'm glad you enjoyed it!

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      droj 8 years ago from CNY

      I like Chinese special #7 and mitch hedberg. This is good stuff! It's goin into my "favorite hubs". :)

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      Kari Poulsen 8 years ago from Ohio

      Generique, Mitch is tooo funny! Glad you liked this! :D

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      GeneriqueMedia 8 years ago from Earth

      AWESOME stuff k@ri! It's all about Mitch, too. ;)

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      Kari Poulsen 8 years ago from Ohio

      Mardi, I'm glad you got a good laugh! I loved that article and still laugh each time I think of it. :D

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      Mardi 8 years ago from Western Canada and Texas

      I was laughing so hard at that dough article I almost started to cry. Thanks you made my day!

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      Kari Poulsen 8 years ago from Ohio

      Mighty Mom, I'm glad you got a laugh! I thought the stripper article was hilarious also. LOL, sorry to hear about you phone! Hopefully, it will work again. :D

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      Susan Reid 8 years ago from Where Left is Right, CA

      Oh, K@ri. This compilation has something to tickle every funny bone (and possibly even funnebone, although I haven't seen him around in awhile).

      Without even seeing the video, the concept of someone hiring a stripper to impersonate her at her reunion -- that is priceless!

      Here's one to add to the list -- and it's true, although not yet documented anywhere but here. This afternoon I gathered up the sheets and pillowcases from my bed to wash them. I rolled them into a ball, tossed them into the washer, added soap, and pressed the button. About 5 minutes later I was looking for my cell phone. Yep. You guessed it. I was able to stop the washer and get the phone out. Dried it with a dryer then took the battery out. All pieces are still drying out. I'm not overly optimistic. And I'm not even blonde:-)!

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      Kari Poulsen 8 years ago from Ohio

      frogyfish, I really needed a break when I did this one. I had a ton of fun...hope you had as much! Thanks for stopping by!

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      frogyfish 8 years ago from Central United States of America

      Fabulous, hilarious, thanks! I needed this bunches!

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      Kari Poulsen 8 years ago from Ohio

      James, I'm glad you liked it and got a laugh! (Me too, I just read about the killer biscuits again.) :D

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      James A Watkins 8 years ago from Chicago

      It is good to find a Hub filled with humor. I smiled and I laughed. Thanks.

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      Kari Poulsen 8 years ago from Ohio

      Kea, I loved the 911 also. LOL, What a fight they must have had for the dad to call 911!

      Connie, I loved that first story also. I was recounting for my son earlier this evening when he needed a laugh. It did the trick!

      einron, I'm glad you liked it. I loved the "Killer Biscuit". I can't even think about it without giggling! :D

      Cris, The best way to go to bed is with a smile on your face. I had a very enjoyable time making this hub, I'm glad you got a laugh!

      RedElf, Like the lobster guy for one? Glad you giggled!

      Janetta, I needed a laugh when I did this, so I am glad it worked for you also. :D

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      Janetta 8 years ago

      LMAO--- I cracked up through that whole hub!! Thanks for the laugh!! I needed it :D

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      RedElf 8 years ago from Canada

      Oh, what fun! It certainly lends credence to Shakespeare's thought - "O, what fools these mortals be..." Thanks for a great giggle.

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      Cris A 8 years ago from Manila, Philippines

      It's hard to choose favorites as they are all funny! What a fitting way to end my day - I'd go to bed laughing or at least with a stupid smile on face! I appreciate the effort that you must have exerted to come up with the "random funninesses"! Thanks for the laughs :D

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      einron 8 years ago from Toronto, Ontario, CANADA

      Very comical hub! I love the voice on the DANCE TRAIN STATION BELGIUM, A boy and his dog, and KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER.

      Please do more of this stuff. It's great.

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      Connie Smith 8 years ago from Tampa Bay, Florida

      very funny stuff, k@ri! My favorite though was the first article. We all need a good laugh now and then. Keep up the good work!

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      kea 8 years ago

      Awesome. I love the man that called 911 and the burrito thief guy. People are crazy, but at least they provide entertainment.

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      Kari Poulsen 8 years ago from Ohio

      l1blonde, Laughter is good for the soul and mine needs all it can get! :D

      Birte, I know there is not much writing...this was more about sharing some random stress relieving stuff. Hope you got a laugh!

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      BirteEdwards 8 years ago

      I think you might want to add: writing on hubs

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      l1blonde 8 years ago

      Great Hub I laughed my head off.

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      Kari Poulsen 8 years ago from Ohio

      Tom, I needed a break from my usual research. I love looking up random funny things and laughing!

      men AD, I'm glad you liked it. I had many big smiles and outright laughter making it! :D

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      men are dorks 8 years ago from Namibia

      Very good and big smiles here.

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      Tom Koecke 8 years ago from Tacoma, Washington

      I love this Hub! Great job, as usual!

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      Kari Poulsen 8 years ago from Ohio

      Frieda, I fixed the link, thanks for letting me know. I really needed to do this since I have been trying for the 30 in 30 days. I thought maybe others may enjoy the comic relief also!

      Shadesbreath, It was great fun making it...this is what I do to relax!

      Catlyn, It is necessary to laugh in life, don't you think?

      May, I couldn't help but laugh either! The paramedics dropping him was the last straw! BTW--I think that kitty would be perfect for you!

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      mayhmong 8 years ago from North Carolina

      I couldn't help but laugh at the poor guy, who drove through the glass patio doors, blown from the toilet, and had his collarbone broke in one day!?

      You know, I was going to use that cute kitty wearing a frog on its head as a profile.

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      Catlyn 8 years ago from Somewhere in the OC

      OMG ! Thanks for the comic relief! Love your hub!

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      Shadesbreath 8 years ago from California

      THis was an absolute blast to make my way through the list. What fun. Nice job compiling some laughs.

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      Frieda Babbley 8 years ago from Saint Louis, MO

      The hired a stripper link didn't take, the bull one shows up again.

      I laughed so hard at these. That songs on, that poor poor guy, it was not his day! It's so horrible it's funny. The dismembered suitcase! roflmao! The biscuits! How embarrasing! And what are the chances of the airplane thing happening? roflmao again! Amazing photos in the video above the cup and yes I did a double take on the guy in the pool myself (heehee). Chair lunch dinner, that's a good one. The duck and bread joke cracked me up too. Okay, I'm basically doing a recap! Jeez! Well this is fantastic! I had a blast reading and watching. Thanks k@ri!

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      Kari Poulsen 8 years ago from Ohio

      frogdropping, Hahahaha, I so agree! I tried reading it out loud to my daughter, but I laugh too hard to get through it. She finally had to read the ending herself! :D

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      Andria 8 years ago

      k@ri - the last one. The dough woman ...