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Really Old Spice (limerick)

Updated on July 10, 2013

One knew when I wandered in room

Their warning came from my perfume

The scent of my pew

Would bring this review

What graveyard did you last exhume


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      Victor W. Kwok 4 years ago from Hawaii

      Couldn't stop laughing.

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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Or WHOM did you last exhume?

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      Cat 4 years ago from New York

      Martin, I think you've found the key to going viral! lol... The answer was in the Old Spice the whole time! Ha ha!

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      Ruby Jean Richert 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Man oh man, it must have smelled really bad..Phew..Hee.

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      Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

      Ha, my dad wore Old Spice too, but not this kind! LOL

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      Doris James-MizBejabbers 4 years ago

      I grew up with Old Spice, too. How dare you insult the scent of Daddy! (BTW it is one of the few scents that I am not allergic to) Anyway, funny, funny, and more funny! Voted up and funny.

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      Thomas Silvia 4 years ago from Massachusetts

      Thanks for the laugh today my friend !

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      Deonne Anderson 4 years ago from Florence, SC

      Only us old timers remember Old Spice. It was the first scent I ever associated with a man. Thank God for progress and new scents! When I was growing up I think all of the men in my family used Old Spice. It was very manly. You could never mistake the scent. Voted up and funny.

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      Old Spice has been around a long time it would seem,

      But the ad, 'a little dab will do ya,' was Brylcreme.

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      My dad and I used to wear Old Spice....way too funny!

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      Michele Travis 4 years ago from U.S.A. Ohio

      LOL! Old spice a little dab will do you. At least I think that is what the commercial used to be.

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      Shauna L Bowling 4 years ago from Central Florida

      Like Cat, I grew up with the scent of Old Spice. But it smells good - it smells like Dad!

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      W1totalk 4 years ago

      Whoa. If you do a few squirts over head just let it drizzle down easily from overhead. lol

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      wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

      It'll get you everytime. Great laughs.

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      Valleypoet 4 years ago

      Lol...a deadly smell :-))

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      Anupama 4 years ago from Nepal

      Epic lol!!!

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      Cat 4 years ago from New York

      Really Old Spice, huh? Oh my gosh, that's so funny how you tied that in like that! Love it.... thanks to daddy, I grew up on Old Spice, of course his was a little different! :D