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Reason For War (limerick)

Updated on July 26, 2013

The lines of the battle were drawn

And my hope for peace would be gone

The reason for strife

A party went rife

When hostess had wife’s outfit on


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      Deb Hirt 

      5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      That would surely do it. I have seen fights over a lot less. Good rendition!

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      Victor W. Kwok 

      5 years ago from Hawaii

      Oh, so true.

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Funny and true, why i don't know?

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      Deonne Anderson 

      5 years ago from Florence, SC

      I really wasn't expecting that! That scenario has never happened to me, but I know some women get upset if another woman is wearing the same outfit she is wearing. For me it would depend upon who the woman is. If it was Kate Middleton, I'd be flattered. LOL Voted up, funny and sharing.

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      Sunny River 

      5 years ago from A Place Without A Name which resides somewhere between Fantasy and Belief, just north of Reality

      As long as I don't hate her I'd laugh. Very funny. :)

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      Thomas Silvia 

      5 years ago from Massachusetts

      Another funny Saturday read, thanks my friend !

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      Eiddwen 

      5 years ago from Wales

      Another gem from you .

      Eddy.

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      Shauna L Bowling 

      5 years ago from Central Florida

      A cardinal sin, for sure!

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      Bill Holland 

      5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Oh they do hate it when that happens, don't they? LOL

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      drbj and sherry 

      5 years ago from south Florida

      If the dress they are wearing

      Is the one in question,

      I would say those women lack

      Both taste and discretion.

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      europewalker 

      5 years ago

      That's a good one and oh so true!

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      billd01603 

      5 years ago from Worcester

      Imaginative and witty. Thanks for the laugh

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      Michele Travis 

      5 years ago from U.S.A. Ohio

      Thanks, I needed a laugh this morning:)

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      Wayne Barrett 

      5 years ago from Clearwater Florida

      Yep, that will do it!

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      Romeos Quill 

      5 years ago from Lincolnshire, England

      Lol! When this happens while queuing up somewhere, it's priceless to see one look at the other like one was dirt, and she was soap.

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      Man of Strength 

      5 years ago from Orlando, Fl

      Yes, I've seen near riots break out over women wearing the same dress or shoes. Voted up!

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      Devika Primić 

      5 years ago from Dubrovnik, Croatia

      Great meaning, women are not always understandable thanks

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      Faith Reaper 

      5 years ago from southern USA

      lol, you do get women it seems lol

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      Cat 

      5 years ago from New York

      Ha ha! I'd still like to know how you understand women so well! lol

      They scare the heck out of me! :D

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