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Reason My Wife Was Seeing Another Guy (limerick)

Updated on November 6, 2013

My wife said she saw other guy

And sadly I knew reason why

A bit of bad luck

When flowers I’d pluck

Had come loose and struck her in eye


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      Perspycacious 3 years ago

      When the flowers were fallen,

      and lost all their pollen,

      and caresses you were callin,

      her boots were made for haulin'?

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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Does that mean that now she only needs one lens in her glasses?

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      DJ Anderson 4 years ago

      You keep us laughing with your special creative talent.

      Thank you,


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      Bronwen Scott-Branagan 4 years ago from Victoria, Australia

      Oh, dear! The eyes may be the window of the soul, but I don't think that's the way to her heart. Funny!

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      Victor W. Kwok 4 years ago from Hawaii

      Thanks for another funny one!

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      Dil Vil 4 years ago from India

      Good hub Mhatter99 :)

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      Eiddwen 4 years ago from Wales

      Another great creation.


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      Eric Dierker 4 years ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.

      Dang -- been there, and done that.

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Yep, that would do it. LOL Great sense of humor and wonderful imagination, Martin!

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      Cynthia B Turner 4 years ago from Georgia

      You do manage to keep us laughing!

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      Kathryn 4 years ago from Manchester, Connecticut

      So what other guy did she see, the doctor? Lol.

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      Suzette Walker 4 years ago from Taos, NM

      LOL That will do it!

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      Shauna L Bowling 4 years ago from Central Florida

      Hmmm. She's easily swayed if that's all it took to cheat.

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      wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

      Funny one.

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      Frank Atanacio 4 years ago from Shelton

      LOL i love it