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Rejection And The Manly Mind (limerick)

Updated on January 29, 2015

When beauty stuck nose up at me

My manly mind soon set me free

I let my pride go

By letting friends know

Her boogers were so plain to see


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      JC 

      2 years ago

      Hilarious

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      Shining Irish Eyes 

      5 years ago from Upstate, New York

      Thanks for providing me a laugh - it was much-needed today!

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      picklesandrufus 

      5 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

      you are so funny. Got to pass this one on.

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      Vinaya Ghimire 

      5 years ago from Nepal

      You never fail to amuse me.

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      Skyler DeCristoforo 

      5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Ohh man this makes me laugh hysterically! Some people are so full of themselves they fail to realize that they too are human and that they are full of imperfections. Thanks for sharing!

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      Karen Silverman 

      5 years ago

      OOOOO....his bitter is showing!

      HILARIOUS, M!

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      Graham Lee 

      5 years ago from Lancashire. England.

      A morning smile here Martin. Thank you.

      Graham.

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Serves her right.

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      Faith Reaper 

      5 years ago from southern USA

      LOL, oh my goodness. So funny.

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      Susan Ream 

      5 years ago from Michigan

      I just came from reading Faith's beautiful tribute to you and also most of the comments from your fans.

      Wow, they are right ... you are hilarious!

      Enjoyed this and laughed heartily .. I needed that .. laughter is good for the soul!

      Mekenzie

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      Deb Hirt 

      5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      That'll teach her.

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      breakfastpop 

      5 years ago

      Very yucky and equally funny!

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      drbj and sherry 

      5 years ago from south Florida

      Just wonderin', Martin, if 'boogers' happen to be,

      A synonym for something else that you're able to see?

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      Patricia Scott 

      5 years ago from sunny Florida

      Oh, gah...that would have done it....

      happy Tuesday , Martin

      Angels are on the way to you this morning :) ps

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      Shauna L Bowling 

      5 years ago from Central Florida

      Thanx for the morning laugh. Now, excuse me while I go check my nose!

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      Indian Chef 

      5 years ago from New Delhi India

      Very nice poem

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      wetnosedogs 

      5 years ago from Alabama

      oh no, what a sight!

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      Valleypoet 

      5 years ago

      LOL.....that's snot very attractive:-))

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      Nellieanna Hay 

      5 years ago from TEXAS

      hahaha! You really are a rascal! That's so f-u-n-n-y, Martin - not to mention how true it would be!!

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      Cat 

      5 years ago from New York

      Mhatter99,

      Ha ha, that's what I love about men... so clever. It's even funnier when she doesn't have any boogers!

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      Bill Holland 

      5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      A definite turn off. :)

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      Deborah Brooks Langford 

      5 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      wow boggers have got to go.. lol

      love your poems

      Deb

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