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Scabbers Playing the Fiddle (by GalaxyRat)

Updated on June 5, 2017
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GalaxyRat is fond of rats and writing. And dark poetry. She knows that people don't like all these things together... but who cares?

(Suggested by @FlourishAnyway)

Well, let me tell you a story,

And no, it ain't gory...

This is about a rat called Scabby,

He's a little grabby.

You see, he has a talent,

And it's not taking mints,

Which he says is all yall's talent is compared to,

Because your breath needs it, what's new.

Anyway, Scabby, the Scabbers, the MAN says

He can play the fiddle better than Ned.

Who is Ned?

He's the guy next door who performs all over the world and doesn't take his meds.

Scabbers, play for us,

Play the fiddle,

Oh my word, it's so liddle.

It's so tiny,

I must be losing my mind-y.

You say I'm losing my marbles, Scabbers?

Maybe music is the cure,

I hope you don't use your fiddle as a lure

Like the Pied Piper.

You'd rather be a sniper?

That's too cute, you shooting a tiny gun,

The enemy would run.

Now, play your fiddle,

Stand right here in the middle.

Oh, no, you broke your fiddle,

You gnawed it right in the middle.

Scabby! Your fiddle is destroyed...

Your weapon has been deployed.

Now you have a whistle...

And you'd rather guide a missle?


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      GalaxyRat 8 months ago from The Crazy Rat Lady's House

      LOL. I might want to try to teach him a musical instrument.

      Thanks for commenting!

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      FlourishAnyway 8 months ago from USA

      Of course he chewed it! Cute little Scabbers.