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Risky Business (limerick)

Updated on May 31, 2012

The husband thought he’d even score

And this good advise did ignore

In this men are cursed

While gals are well versed

Thus he came out worse than before

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    • August Xavier profile image

      August Xavier 

      6 years ago from Chicago, Illinois

      Isn't that the sad truth.

    • IsadorasThought profile image

      IsadorasThought 

      6 years ago

      Well, duh! I think I'm going to read more limericks.

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      Jennifer Vasconcelos 

      6 years ago from Cyberspace and My Own World

      Nicely Done!

    • Gypsy Rose Lee profile image

      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      6 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Fantastic. Short and to the point. Voted up and funny.

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      Deb Hirt 

      6 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Awesome and up. I have no doubt that he is worse for wear, but he learned, did he not?

    • Leroyworld profile image

      Leroyworld 

      6 years ago from Texas, No place else

      I wondered why I keep losing.

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      Priscill Anne Alvik 

      6 years ago from Schaumburg, IL

      You are on a roll!!! Awesome once again!

    • RBJ33 profile image

      RBJ33 

      6 years ago

      There was a hatter most mad

      A talent for limericks he had

      It wasn't just chatter

      But full use of gray matter

      Many followers had this lad

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      Miche Wro 

      6 years ago

      Of course he came out worse! That's normally how it happens, for anyone.

    • BeyondMax profile image

      BeyondMax 

      6 years ago from Sydney, Australia

      True gem =)

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      Shining Irish Eyes 

      6 years ago from Upstate, New York

      Ha Ha Ha - I will admit - Truer words have never been spoken. I appreciate your humor (and honesty!)

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