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Rumors And Gentlemen (limerick)

Updated on January 29, 2015

When people spread rumors untrue

I do what a real man would do

When true facts are known

I’d get on the phone

And make up my own rumors too


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      shanmarie 4 years ago

      Hahaha. Just goes to show the childhood game of "telephone" has some value after all. ;)

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      Theresa Ast 4 years ago from Atlanta, Georgia

      Clever and funny. Hope your week is going well. Theresa

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      Mary Craig 4 years ago from New York

      Way to go MHatter!

      Voted up and funny.

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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      If you can't beat 'em, join 'em!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Thanks for the laugh.

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      breakfastpop 4 years ago

      Now that's priceless and true!

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      Bronwen Scott-Branagan 4 years ago from Victoria, Australia

      Love it, what fun to pass it on!

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      Eiddwen 4 years ago from Wales

      Great limerick as always.


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      Tonette Fornillos 4 years ago from The City of Generals

      Hahaha... I had a good laugh. Thank you again. Happy weekend!:=)

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      Linda Crampton 4 years ago from British Columbia, Canada

      Very funny, Martin!

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      Victor W. Kwok 4 years ago from Hawaii

      Loved the irony in the poem.

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      FlourishAnyway 4 years ago from USA

      What a ham.

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      whonunuwho 4 years ago from United States

      I enjoyed your poem my friend and nice photos. whonu

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      Thomas Silvia 4 years ago from Massachusetts

      Thanks for this fun read !

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      Devika Primić 4 years ago from Dubrovnik, Croatia

      Rumors does stir up things

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      That may be Fallon spreading rumors with Leno,

      But Martin's the go-to guy, 'yo comprendo.'

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      kidscrafts 4 years ago from Ottawa, Canada

      I love it :-) Have a great weekend!

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      LupitaRonquillo 4 years ago

      :D Made me smile... in reference to the photo, Leno's "rumors" would certainly be more humorous than those of Fallon! ;)

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      Cat 4 years ago from New York

      It's not only what a real 'man' would do ;-) Is there really any other way? :D


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      travmaj 4 years ago from australia

      Heeee - isn't that the way - have you heard the latest...!!! Great pic too.

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      Sunny River 4 years ago from A Place Without A Name which resides somewhere between Fantasy and Belief, just north of Reality

      Hahaha yes a very mature way to handle it. :P

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      Joanne M Olivieri 4 years ago

      Love it Martin :)