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Running Is Not For Me (limerick)

Updated on November 8, 2013

At running I didn’t have knack

For I thought I’d have heart attack

So in rest I’d stir

My fitness defer

And give woman her wallet back


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      Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Poor guy

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      Linda Crampton 4 years ago from British Columbia, Canada

      Very funny, Martin! The picture is very appropriate, too.

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      Crystal Tatum 4 years ago from Georgia

      Always hated it too!

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      Stairmaster, man! lol

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      Victor W. Kwok 4 years ago from Hawaii

      Should have exercised more.

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      If picking pockets is your new line,

      Better run fast or you'll do the time.

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      Mary Craig 4 years ago from New York

      You had me there Martin since I've never been a runner but then I've never been a pick pocket either ;)

      Voted up, awesome, and funny.

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      DJ Anderson 4 years ago

      This is super! One of your best!!

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      Dora Weithers 4 years ago from The Caribbean

      Hope that made you happy!

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      wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama


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      Bronwen Scott-Branagan 4 years ago from Victoria, Australia

      Funny! Pick pocketing's not such good exercise after all! Dickens might have enjoyed this!

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      Charles 4 years ago from Wales, UK

      funny last line, very amusing :-)) the mugger...

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      Frank Atanacio 4 years ago from Shelton

      a great share Mhatter :)

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      FlourishAnyway 4 years ago from USA

      That is how I feel about exercise.