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Updated on June 6, 2014
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Retired counselor, 341 short stories published by FSU. I have 4 sons, love sharing photography, writing, love travel, sunshine, sea & Grace.

Mikhail Kalinin cruise liner
Mikhail Kalinin cruise liner

When I was young, our school went on a cruise to Spain (from Tilsbury Docks, London); our ship; the Mikhail Kalinin was a Russian cruise liner that had seen better days.

Not knowing much about cruise ships, we thought it was wonderful, but on reflection, it was a tired old has-been. It was operating on a skeleton crew and only the Captain spoke English, (which made for an interesting safety drill). At 6pm we hoisted anchor and were off.

Our first stop Cherbourg France then on to Bayeux to see the famous tapestry.The Bayeux Tapestry tells the story of William the Conqueror and the events leading up to and including the Norman invasion of England in 1066. It is roughly 20” tall and 230 ft long and is an incredible work of art as well as an accurate historical representation.

Our next stop was Gibraltar. We took a cable-car trip to the top of the Rock where we saw Spain to the north and Africa to the south. We ate a packed lunch at the top of the Rock. It was beautiful. As we sat on the wall, tame monkeys came and begged for food. One cheeky monkey took my sandwich right out of my hand, then sat on my shoulders!

Our next port of call was Barcelona; we had a wonderful time walking along the streets lined with orange trees and looking in the beautiful shop windows. That was our last port of call.

We were having great fun on board the ship. It was the end of March and therefore very rough seas which meant we couldn’t go on deck, so we made our own fun in the ballroom. The Russian crew had no idea how to entertain teenagers, but we had a great time.

It was a long sea journey back to London and we had to pass through the infamous Bay of Biscay which is a notoriously rough passage. During the day the wind whipped up to gale force and we could barely hold on or walk up the ships corridors. Almost all of our party got sick except my friend Sue and I who loved being buffeted from side to side.

Then things got progressively worse. The ship rocked violently from side to side and by early evening we had to stay in our bunks. It wasn't much fun with everyone sick and no-one could sleep. Then around 1am, the Captain came over the PA and told us things were bad and to put on our life-jackets and strap ourselves into our bunk; (side straps came over the bunk to secure the occupant). Now we were really worried. One by one we put on our life-jackets and strapped in. White faced, we looked at each other, all joking and humor gone; we were petrified.

After about half an hour, the Captain came over the PA system and said in broken English, “We mak zee April fool jok to you!” At first we didn’t understand what he was saying until he came back over the PA and told us we could un-strap and remove the life-jackets. (Although the sea was extremely rough, the ship was coping and we hadn’t needed to be in our life-jackets or strapped to our bunks).

After it dawned on us that we weren’t about to drown, relief flooded over us and we all burst out laughing hysterically. We couldn’t believe that this rather dull and disinterested Russian had the ingenuity to pull off an April fool’s joke (and a very scary and stupid one at that)! We had forgotten it was April 1st.

The teachers were seriously unimpressed with this 'joke' had been an exhausting time for them with sick kids, without the Captain making it much worse! The journey back home took 12 hours longer than expected due to the severe weather.

We arrived in Tilsbury Docks exhausted, but happy to be on terra firma (the firmer the better!) Parents had been extremely worried because there was a hurricane off the coast of Spain just as we were sailing through, which caused the massive seas.

Despite our ordeal, we look back on that trip and laugh loudly at how much fun we had in that broken down old ship and how ignorance is bliss, and at the cheek of the Russian Captain. Thank God we didn’t know any better at the time.

I believe I found out later, that the Mikhail Kalinin was retired shortly after our trip!


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    • brightforyou profile imageAUTHOR

      Helen Lewis 

      8 years ago from Florida

      Hi Hafeezrm, thank you for your comments. I am like you, I love the rolling and pitching ~ I find it very relaxing. Thanks for stopping by and reading my hub!

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      8 years ago from Pakistan

      Good narrative, very vivid and absorbing.

      I would certainly read more of your travel hubs.

      Year before last, I went to Chile by Navimag Ferry. In July, it was winter, the sea was calm still when the ferry entered the open sea we could feel rolling and pitching. While some took medicine to curb vomiting, I preferred to lie down with eyes closed and face it.

      Thanks for a good hub.

    • brightforyou profile imageAUTHOR

      Helen Lewis 

      8 years ago from Florida

      Hi Fastfreta

      Thanks again for stopping by and taking the time to read my hub!

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      Alfreta Sailor 

      8 years ago from Southern California

      No! I can't imagine any Country allowing their children to travel under those circumstances these days. But what an adventure you all seemed to have, one to remember for all time. Another good one.

    • brightforyou profile imageAUTHOR

      Helen Lewis 

      8 years ago from Florida

      You're welcome!

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      8 years ago from Texas, USA

      Interesting story thanks for sharing

    • brightforyou profile imageAUTHOR

      Helen Lewis 

      8 years ago from Florida

      Thanks Guys

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      8 years ago from Cornwall, UK

      Very entertaining hub!

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      8 years ago from Sussex by the Sea

      (Pat writes) I'd forgotten all about school cruises. Neither of us went to a school that was 'posh' enought for cruises, and we used to envy those who got to go.

      Now that I've read your (funny) Hub, I'm rather glad that I missed out on a cruise like yours.

      Thanks for sharing.


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