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Sadness in A Jar

Updated on September 16, 2016

Read the instructions carefully : Put The Lid On Tight

I have the power

I created such a unique job

I can't wait to let the world know

I am not here at the moment

Assisting another person with stress

I will return your call when I come back

My job has a real fancy and long title

Emergency out of control emotions coordinator

I come to take people's pain away

I put their pain in mason jars

Store it on a shelf

Reminding us how good life is

Never to be seen or heard from again

Each carefully contained

I put labels on each of the jars

A way of dealing with all the uncomfortable situations in life

I keep a very detailed and accurate log

Listing all of the events that lead up to the emotion

I store the mason jars in old pantry off the kitchen

Anyone could come and visit

To see what was then and now long gone

I hope no one ever has a need

From a sad day at work because of a mean coworker

When your body aches from a headache and a cough from a touch of the flu

A broken heart from your first love that moved away

Tears that you wept from a bad grade on a test

Each thought felt and then released into the jar

No need to do it again or go any further

An easy reminder

Out of your life forever

I would guard them day and night

From the first pimple that just got bigger each day

A stubbed toe that was sore for so long

The loss of a loved one we will always miss

From the simple to the complex

There is no unhappy emotion that I could not find

Stomach cramps to extreme pain when having a baby

The littlest to the mundane

A sore throat with that raspy voice

An aggravating hang nail

To the shooting pain of a toothache

The extreme itch from poison ivy

From all ages

A baby when they were constantly crying

Any child who has ever been ill

An elderly gentleman who broke his hip

A woman with a pain in her side

To the time a person cut you off in traffic

Then had to show off their pretty middle finger

The list is long and not easily forgotten

I think we all need to put all the unhappy thoughts in their proper place

Give every one a break

Experiencing it once is enough

This way you can go back to your happy life

I have the only job in the world

To make sure each unhappy thought

Stays here till one day they all disappear

I forgot to tell you any thought that harms anyone

Can't survive more than a year without air

Then it dissengrates instantly

I for one can't wait to see each bad feeling leave for good

One day the jars will lay empty instead of full

That day will be my biggest thrill


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    • DREAM ON profile imageAUTHOR

      DREAM ON 

      2 years ago

      ChitrangadaSharon By now I know the good feelings are filling your whole body. Those unhappy thoughts are out of sight and out of your mind. If any more undesirable feelings happen to return don't worry I will always have an empty jar to fill. So nice to see you and share the strange and the beautiful things in life. Thank you for your kind compliment. always exploring You never know how many thoughts are causing us trouble until there finally lifted from our body and mind and we are free at last. Thank you so much for reading and sharing.

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      2 years ago from Southern Illinois

      I love your idea of putting our trouble's in a jar and forgetting about them. Sadness can ruin a day. I'm on my way to find a jar...

    • ChitrangadaSharan profile image

      Chitrangada Sharan 

      2 years ago from New Delhi, India

      Such an interesting way to give a great message through your beautifully written poem!

      I liked the title and I have already put mine into the jar! Hopefully soon I would start feeling better.

      Thanks for this wonderful poem!

    • DREAM ON profile imageAUTHOR

      DREAM ON 

      2 years ago

      Gypsy Rose Lee When all your bad emotions are gone I could use some extra help helping other people. I think you would be great at it. People have poured out there heart with so many deep sad emotions. It is so good to see them go. Extremely busy. It's like the 4th of July everyone is everywhere. Having so much fun. Thanks for all your special comments.Have a beautiful afternoon.

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      2 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Whenever panic sets in your hired. I do try to keep my emotions on an even level. So far so good but it's great to know there is an Emergency Out of Control Emotions Coordinator available.

    • DREAM ON profile imageAUTHOR

      DREAM ON 

      2 years ago

      Jodah I just got back and received your message. Fill them up and your troubles quickly move so far away. Now go on with your day. Happy as a Lark. So don't forget when emotions start to bring you down I will always be around. Thank you so much for reading my hub and giving me work at the same time. There is plenty of work to do but I have to earn people's trust. It takes time and patience.Thanks for being my first customer. I would appreciate it if you let people know it was painless and trouble free.Have a great and fun filled day.

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      John Hansen 

      2 years ago from Queensland Australia

      Dream On, What a fantastic hub. I love the job title "Emergency out of control emotions coordinator." I hope you have a half dozen empty mason jars because I have that many problems for you to take off my hands and fill them with. What a great message.


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