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Send in the morons

Updated on March 10, 2011

Send in the morons

Send in the scum

Send in the subhuman, the illiterate and the insane

Send in the vermin

Send in the criminals

Send in the fools who pay to have their children molested

Send in the trash

Send in the corrupt, the mindless and the greedy

Send in the ignorant, the useless and the smug

Send in the regressives, the brainwashed and the filth


Then you’ll be a wise man.


Send in the delusional, the senile and the weak

Send in the thoughtless, the inept and the sycophantic

Send in the insular, the pedantic and the dishonest from birth.

Send in the failures, the liars and the incompetent

Send in the the tedious and the flabby thinkers


Then you’ll be an important man.


Send in the spiritually constipated, the spreaders of madness

Send in the believers in drivel and drab

Send in the futile, the blind of soul and the disgusting

Send in the animals with watches and sheep with security clearances

Send in the dunghill dwellers, the sleazy and the sickening


Then you’ll be a great man.


Send in those proud of their ignorance

Send in those who’ve never lived or loved

Send in the humorless cretins, the dreary vile

Send in the useless, the cowards and the facile

Send in the trash, the unspeakably boring and the putrid


Then you’ll be a God among men.

But you’ll always be one of them.

Note: (Sigh) For those who don't get this thing, read the comment below.

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    • Paul Wallis profile imageAUTHOR

      Paul Wallis 

      6 years ago from Sydney, Australia

      Knew I should have waited until election year to post this thing. The joke is that this Hub has gone way up and way down. What I want to know is who's so sensitive to it? It's here forever, guys so keep up the good work.

    • Hello, hello, profile image

      Hello, hello, 

      8 years ago from London, UK

      Very interesting hub and thoght provoking. Thank you. Well written.

    • Paul Wallis profile imageAUTHOR

      Paul Wallis 

      8 years ago from Sydney, Australia

      They started out as clowns. Then they turned into what they are now.

      As a matter of fact, I've always loathed clowns.

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      joie 

      8 years ago

      Yes, send in the clowns and you'll be one of them.

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