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Sex Is Like Coffee, Divorce Is Like Tea

Updated on May 05, 2010

Sex is like

a cup of coffee,

creamy, hot and sweet.

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You can cup your

hands around it,

put your lips

against it, and

savor the taste.

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Two can spoon together

adding lotsa sugar

or sharing what's

sweet and low.

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You can

stir it till

it grows dizzy,

with your flesh colored

swizzle stick.

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Fill it with a latte,

or a little less

depending on what

you're graced with .

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It makes for a

great wakeup

and a nightcap,

it's great with breakfast..

lunch and supper,

and it's good to

the last drop!

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I always have

two or three

it's stimulating,

and refreshing,

easy to prepare,

and can keep you

going all day.

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You can do it yourself,

or share it

with someone else.

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It's portable,

you can take

it anywhere,

and brew up

some passion

in the darndest places.

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It has a handle

to grip,

a wide mouth,

and is steamy

and delicious.

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From Chock'full of nuts,

to Sanka very much,

Sex and coffee

have much in common.

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Divorce on the other hand

was never my cup of tea,

It brings Salada grief .

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It comes with many labels

and strings attached

as one packs their bags

with the leavings

of what was once

fresh and tasty.

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It puts a soul in hot water

till all the colors of love

bleed and seep out.

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Then what is left

is wrung out

completely

and disposed of.

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Divorce and tea

Have a lot in common.

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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ©-MFB III

 

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    • Challah1202 profile image

      Challah1202 6 years ago from Chandler, TX

      Excellent analogy; well thought-out and well stated. Good job.

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      saddlerider1 6 years ago

      I agree with Challah on the excellent analogy. I still love coffee over tea, it's more versatile and gives me more comfort for sure. When I do drink tea, it's herbal or nothing at all. My java has to be Organic and orgasmic side by side. Thanks for the great comparison's I loved it as I sit here sipping my Organic free trade African dark roasted splendor.

    • Micky Dee profile image

      Micky Dee 6 years ago

      Yes Sir! Give me coffee or give me death! Coffee is love!

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      prettydarkhorse 6 years ago from US

      coffee, ah it is not nice but then it is good hehe, but tea is nutritional and divorce is bitter, Thank you for this one, Maita

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      poetlorraine 6 years ago

      i am drinking coffee now, and there are 4 cups around the computer, empty what does that say about me, i am disgusting,. love this.......

    • Deborah Demander profile image

      Deborah Demander 6 years ago from First Wyoming, then THE WORLD

      Coffee is life. Couldn't go a day without a dose!

      Namaste.

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      Joy56 4 years ago

      keep drinking da coffee........

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      Joy56 4 years ago

      ha ha ha i have just finished a coffee, and was going to let you in on that secret, but too lazy to type any more. I then read comments above, and Poet lorraine is me in an earlier life......... i must be getting old and forgetful, cant even remember reading this before, but then it was two years ago.

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      ahorseback 4 years ago

      Ground beans ,Cream and sugar please !........Ummm!

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