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Sex Almost Every Day (limerick)

Updated on January 20, 2013

When asked when some sex came my way

Almost every day I would say

But my dreams of lust

Would oft turn to dust

When almosts would just drift away


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      drbj and sherry 5 years ago from south Florida

      You are on the mark with this one, Martin. 'Almost' is one of the saddest words in our lives.

      Nice photo, too.

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      Deb Hirt 5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Got to get started earlier!

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      Eiddwen 5 years ago from Wales

      Ha ha ha great limerick Martin.

      Clever too.


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      breakfastpop 5 years ago

      Sad, funny and true!

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      Movie Master 5 years ago from United Kingdom

      So funny - great limerick!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Amusing indeed.

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      Ruby Jean Richert 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      HaHa, A woman needs her rest, wait up Martin! Hee...

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      Jim Higgins 5 years ago from Eugene, Oregon

      Ahhhh, the way of the world... Great and funny limerick!

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      Thomas Silvia 5 years ago from Massachusetts

      Another awesome limerick my friend !

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      Shining Irish Eyes 5 years ago from Upstate, New York

      Almost certainly isn't now!

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      CrisSp 5 years ago from Sky Is The Limit Adventure

      So, dream on Martin! Lol!

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      Shauna L Bowling 5 years ago from Central Florida

      Hmmm. Now we're getting personal.... ha ha!

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      Devika Primić 5 years ago from Dubrovnik, Croatia

      Hmm awesome thanks for this Hub so true about such things

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      Ushnav Shroff 5 years ago from INDIA

      A nice limerick followed with a more than appropriate picture. :)

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      AliceFSpencer 5 years ago from Texas

      Ha love it the picture goes perfect with it LOL ....

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      Alastar Packer 5 years ago from North Carolina

      Too many drinks at a coed bar caused many an almost.

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      Mark G Weller 5 years ago from Lake Charles, LA.

      Sounds too familiar

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Now you are writing about me. LOL