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I Don’t Let Her Push Me Around (limerick)

Updated on July 3, 2013

You can’t push me around no more

I told wife as I went for door

Soon on floor I’d lie

As fact pulled at guy

What leash around my neck was for


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      shanmarie 2 years ago

      Hahaha. If you can't push, just pull. But I wonder if one can push back, can you pull back?

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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      I think that was the original plan for a necktie, was it not?

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      kjforce 4 years ago from Florida

      Mhatter99...only a tie ? you're lucky your mate didn't respond to " Gator Bait "

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      Victor W. Kwok 4 years ago from Hawaii


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      Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Some guys just can't win.

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      Ruby Jean Richert 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Your limericks are fun to read..Loved it....

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      Kathryn 4 years ago from Manchester, Connecticut

      Wow, in only a few words. I don't know if I should feel bad for the guy, but hearing one say "you can't push me around" is pushing it. Lol.

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      If you let a woman put you on a leash,

      You will live to regret it - do you 'capeesh'?

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      Vinaya Ghimire 4 years ago from Nepal

      Poor man!

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      torrilynn 4 years ago

      Haha. I found this short simple and very funny. All you spoke were a few words. Voted up and shared!

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      Thomas Silvia 4 years ago from Massachusetts

      Very well done my friend !

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      Shauna L Bowling 4 years ago from Central Florida

      From apron strings to leash. Is that what happens when boys grow up?

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      Jo Alexis-Hagues 4 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

      My first laugh of the day....Nice one!

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      Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

      he he he . . . no such luck there!

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      Sunny River 4 years ago from A Place Without A Name which resides somewhere between Fantasy and Belief, just north of Reality

      LOL! That's great. Very funny. :)

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      rose-the planner 4 years ago from Toronto, Ontario-Canada

      Seriously hilarious! Thank you for sharing! (Voted Up) -Rose

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      Jennifer 4 years ago from Lost...In Video Games

      That was great! Voted it up funny and awesome!

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Guys will never learn. :)

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      Cat 4 years ago from New York

      Ha ha... nice try! "Hey, get back here you!" lol... funny!