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She Knew What I Wanted (limerick)

Updated on August 22, 2013

My wife knows the way to her guy

For this I could nothing deny

When I would be shaken

By bills she’d be maken

A mountain of bacon she’d fry


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      Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Good one. Wonder how much bacon was fried.

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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Good thing that she brought home the bacon, too.

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      Victor W. Kwok 4 years ago from Hawaii

      Very funny!

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      'Well endowed' as a comment just isn't enough.

      With all of her assets, nursey has the real stuff.

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      Romeos Quill 4 years ago from Lincolnshire, England

      Oh boy!....that heart-attack in a uniform is enough to make a bishop kick a hole through a stained-glass window lol! Thanks for the giggle.

      Best Wishes,


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      Ruby Jean Fuller 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

      A nurse indeed! Voluptuous limerick..Hee

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      Genna East 4 years ago from Massachusetts, USA

      I have to agree with Billy. Um...where's the bacon? Lol.

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      DJ Anderson 4 years ago

      Everything is better with bacon! Ha, ha


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      lupine 4 years ago from Southern California (USA)

      I'll just go with all the previous comments--no need to make my own.

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      Vincent Moore 4 years ago

      This poet maintains his grasp. "For me anything more than my hands can fit around is a total waste" I don't even find these visually appealing? but heck that's just my humble opinion as a man who likes them smaller. lol

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      Cat 4 years ago from New York

      Holy flippin' coconuts! I cannot physically relate to this woman, at all! lol

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      Patricia Scott 4 years ago from sunny Florida

      Overflowing we might say :)

      Angels are on the way this morning ps

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      Shauna L Bowling 4 years ago from Central Florida

      I'd venture to guess she's frying more than bacon!

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      lovedoctor926 4 years ago

      OMG, this is hilarious! those are huge bazookas. did I say that right?

      Voted up awesome, funny & shared.

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      Richard Ricky Hale 4 years ago from West Virginia

      Yowza! You've been served, or is it the other way around? Voted up, awesome, funny, and shared.

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      wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

      Thanks for the morning chuckle.

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      Jamie Lee Hamann 4 years ago from Reno NV

      Very Funny.

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      Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

      That is a full plate there ... : )

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      That doesn't look like bacon to me. :)