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What A No Good Mother........ (limerick)

Updated on July 7, 2013

Flabby chin with a big fat jaw.

The most ugly I ever saw.

Enjoys a big feast.

Chews just like a beast.

Wow, how I hate my mother in law.

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      Romeos Quill 4 years ago from Lincolnshire, England

      If I had a mother-in-law, or out-law for that matter, I sure hope that I don't get landed with the one you just created lol!

      R.Q.

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      Man of Strength 4 years ago from Orlando, Fl

      Thanks Romeos,

      Yes, I wouldn't wish her on my worst enemy.

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      Cat 4 years ago from New York

      Man of Strength,

      Ha ha ha! Oh, the stories I could tell! (Thank God, not my own!) :D ... Do you have any idea how many poor saps can probably relate to this? lol

      Cat

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      Man of Strength 4 years ago from Orlando, Fl

      Hi Cat,

      I was speaking for them. My former mother in law, could be a piece of work, but overall she was tolerable.

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      Cat 4 years ago from New York

      Ha ha... tolerable would be a treat for a lot of guys! ... and for the record, I know there are some rotten mother in laws for the ladies too!

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      Man of Strength 4 years ago from Orlando, Fl

      Trust me, I know. My ex wife and my mom butted heads a few times and sometimes I'd be thrust in the middle.

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      Cat 4 years ago from New York

      Eeek... that's a very dangerous place to be... lol. Ex? I'm guessing your mother won... lol.

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      Man of Strength 4 years ago from Orlando, Fl

      I'd call it a draw, that was mostly in the early years. They eventually had a decent relationship, that's intact to this day.

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      Cat 4 years ago from New York

      Man of Strength,

      Ha ha... fair enough! (You never know... one of them could be watching :D )

      That's actually pretty awesome that they ended up coming together and still get along; doesn't happen like that for everyone.

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      deepak ranjan giri 4 years ago from new delhi,india

      Lol it happens with u.

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      Tijani Achamlal 4 years ago from Morocco

      HA HA TOO FUNNY !

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      Man of Strength 4 years ago from Orlando, Fl

      @James

      Thanks, she's such an ugly woman.

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      epigramman 4 years ago

      Well my man of comedic strength I've written a few of my own mother-in-law from hell pieces too but this one really tickled my funny bone - you do have a gift at this genre of writing, that's for sure.

      Off now for my 4th dip of the day into lake erie - it's a scorcher here today in ontario canada - how is the weather for you and what is your favorite kind of music?

      lake erie time 4:54pm

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      Man of Strength 4 years ago from Orlando, Fl

      Here in Florida, it's usually hot or raining. I love all music, but my fave is r&b music.

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