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Shh – Secret To Good Lemonade (limerick)

Updated on May 19, 2013

My wife fixed me some lemonade

I think it’s the best that she made

The lemons she’d choose

The love she’d infuse

And shot of good booze raised the grade


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      drbj and sherry 

      5 years ago from south Florida

      The wifey is clever, Martin, there is no doubt.

      Lemonade with booze is what it's all about.

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      truthfornow 

      5 years ago from New Orleans, LA

      That is the best kind of lemonade!

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      Cynthia B Turner 

      5 years ago from Georgia

      There you go again, being very, very clever. So much fun to read. Want to reach for the lemonade. Take care.

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      Joanna Chandler 

      5 years ago from On planet Earth

      LOL your a hot mess but very good i like it. Even if it wasn't the best she made you know you have no choice but to say something nice or else no more lemons would be infused..........ha ha ha

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      Deb Hirt 

      5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      So after a while, I'd imagine the mixer wasn't important.

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      Karen Silverman 

      5 years ago

      Ah yes - she's a fine fine woman! lol

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      kjforce 

      5 years ago from Florida

      Mhatter99....booze...the secret ingredient to anything.. even Kool-Aid !

      nice job....

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      Tonette Fornillos 

      5 years ago from The City of Generals

      A lemonade of love is but the best, regardless :=) Best of love, Martin:=)

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Only way to go.

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      livingsta 

      5 years ago from United Kingdom

      True true :-)

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      Audrey Howitt 

      5 years ago from California

      So cute! Hope you are doing better Martin!

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      Wayne Barrett 

      5 years ago from Clearwater Florida

      Your invited to my barbeque! Good one Martin.

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      Tijani Achamlal 

      5 years ago from Morocco

      The best lemonade you ve ever had :)cheers

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      Linda Crampton 

      5 years ago from British Columbia, Canada

      This sounds like a wonderful form of lemonade!

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      Jose Velasquez 

      5 years ago from Lodi, New Jersey

      Ok, I really don't think the lemonade was what you were enjoying. LOL

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      Doris James-MizBejabbers 

      5 years ago from Beautiful South

      Is that like Lynchburg Lemonade? Sounds good to me.

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      Valleypoet 

      5 years ago

      Now you're talking!!......just like those in the picture ( who aren't sure why they are talking so much!)

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      Thomas Silvia 

      5 years ago from Massachusetts

      Yep that would make it some good lemonade !

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      Jim Higgins 

      5 years ago from Eugene, Oregon

      Sounds like the finest kind of lemonade!

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      breakfastpop 

      5 years ago

      That my friend is an ingredient that keep on giving. Up and funny!

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Lemon and vodka hummm, might be good?

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      Shauna L Bowling 

      5 years ago from Central Florida

      There ya go!

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      Cat 

      5 years ago from New York

      Mhatter99,

      Oooh, can you pour one for me?... and let my cup runneth over :D

      Too cute!!!

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      DJ Anderson 

      5 years ago

      I would imagine that is the secret to many good drinks!!

      Your clever wit keeps us amused.

      DJ.

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      Ghaelach 

      5 years ago

      Hi Martin.

      Over here our lemonade is clear and sparkling your look a bit like milk!!

      LOL Ghaelach

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      Frank Atanacio 

      5 years ago from Shelton

      Cheers to a good hard lemonade :)

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      Anna Haven 

      5 years ago from Scotland

      A sharp and funny write :)

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      wetnosedogs 

      5 years ago from Alabama

      To each his own. I just want the lemonade. Funny.

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      travmaj 

      5 years ago from australia

      Yes - am with you on this one - Cheers!

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      Nellieanna Hay 

      5 years ago from TEXAS

      F-u-n-n-y! :-)

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      Bill Holland 

      5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      The secret to any good drink. :)

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