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Shh Grandpa Is Getting Old (limerick)

Updated on August 8, 2013

I wouldn’t say grandpa was old

An act this old coot would just scold

His hair disappeared

And what’s more than weird

Instead of a beard he grows mold


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      Deb Hirt 

      5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Better put gramps in the sun!

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      Victor W. Kwok 

      5 years ago from Hawaii

      Very funny.

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      Romeos Quill 

      5 years ago from Lincolnshire, England

      That photo is potential dynamite, and could drive the ladies wild.....please be careful, Mhatter99. ;)

      Have a great weekend,

      R.Q.

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      drbj and sherry 

      5 years ago from south Florida

      Don't throw the old guy away,

      You would be a naive villain.

      Just scrape all the mold off the guy

      And sell to Big Pharma ... for penicillin.

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      SilentReed 

      5 years ago from Philippines

      If you won't turn on the ventilation or expose him to fresh air, may I suggest that you archive grandpa. (I'm one too.)

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Molds good too.

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Aha poor grandpa....

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      Dora Weithers 

      5 years ago from The Caribbean

      Funny! We'll get our turn at being old.

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      Thomas Silvia 

      5 years ago from Massachusetts

      Poor grandpa.....thanks for the funny read !

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      DJ Anderson 

      5 years ago

      YUCK!!!!

      You sure he's not DEAD??? LOL

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      Devika Primić 

      5 years ago from Dubrovnik, Croatia

      When one gets older everything life seems far away

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      Bill Holland 

      5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      You may not say it but I will....that man is old. LOL

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      Shauna L Bowling 

      5 years ago from Central Florida

      Oh, now that's just not nice! Poor ole guy - you'll be there some day, Martin. I hope you don't grow mold, too!

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      Faith Reaper 

      5 years ago from southern USA

      Aw, poor grandpa ... I guess we will all relate at that point in our lives!

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      wetnosedogs 

      5 years ago from Alabama

      If I don't move around, I would probably get moldy too.

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      travmaj 

      5 years ago from australia

      Oh poor Pa - but he's still smiling so he doesn't realise...

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