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Short And Silly Poems .

Updated on July 30, 2012

Tuesday, July 31, 2012



CHEWING GUM : by stars

Chew me,

glue me,

and Kung Fu me.

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BIG BOY : by stars

Big boy I am,

so don't call me Roy.

Big boy I am,

and I ain't no body's toy,

and I'm so cool,

my gal's named Joy.

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I LIKE MY BIG TOE : by stars

and my name is Joe ,

and I watched it grow.

Yep, my big toe.

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It makes my foot look neat ,

and I have two as I speak,

two on both of my feet.

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MY BROKEN SPINE : by stars.

Caused me some pain,

with nothing to gain.

I broke my spine.

Now it ain't worth a dime.

So all I can do,

is go boohoo .

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MY LIFE IN PERGATORY : by stars

Serving only a thousand years ,

and I'm threw.

Taught me a lesson.

To always be true,

and never be blue.

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GOODBY GASOLINE MAN : by stars

I now run my car on lime,

which only costs about a dime.


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THE PURPLE MONKEY : by stars.

Bit my purple donkey,

and my donkey bit ,

my purple dog,

and my dog ,

bit my purple frog,

while I slept on my,

purple log.

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BUTTERMILK CHICKEN : by stars.

Oh, yum yum,

cook it, lick it, taste it,

and it's great,

for the tum tum.

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MY DOG DON'T HUNT : by stars.

Don't touch my dog !

My dog don't hunt.

Don't kiss my dog !

My dog is not a lover.

Don't play with my dog !

My dog is a watch dog .

So stay far away from my dog .

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THE PONCHO VILLA WAY : by stars.

Poncho poncho don't shoot me today,

and if you do ,

let me fall in some hay,

instead of a nasty hole in the ground,

where all of your enemies decay .

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      stars439 5 years ago from Louisiana, The Magnolia and Pelican State.

      Dear Mhatter : Good morning my fine friend . Grateful that you pushed them all. God Bless You.

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      Martin Kloess 5 years ago from San Francisco

      There was one problem with these poems. which button to push. so I pushed them all. :))

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      stars439 5 years ago from Louisiana, The Magnolia and Pelican State.

      Dear Patty Kenyon : Thank you precious heart for you're visit. GBY.

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      Patty Kenyon 5 years ago from Ledyard, Connecticut

      Funny and Fun to read!! Great Job!!

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      stars439 5 years ago from Louisiana, The Magnolia and Pelican State.

      Dear Cathleena Beams : Thank you precious heart , and glad you liked it. God Bless You.

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      Cathleena Beams 5 years ago from Lascassas, Tennessee

      Silly and fun to read. You hit the nail on the head. I like the one about the dog that don't hunt the best!

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      stars439 5 years ago from Louisiana, The Magnolia and Pelican State.

      Dear Perspycacious : Thanks a million, and glad you liked them.

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      Demas W Jasper 5 years ago from Today's America and The World Beyond

      Short? Yes. Silly? Yes, and that's what you advertised them to be.

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      stars439 5 years ago from Louisiana, The Magnolia and Pelican State.

      Dear kashmir : Thank you so much my precious friend. GBY.

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      Thomas Silvia 5 years ago from Massachusetts

      Shot and silly like silly putty........LOVE IT !

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      stars439 5 years ago from Louisiana, The Magnolia and Pelican State.

      Dear myownlife : Good morning, and thank you for you're kind visit. GBY.

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      myownlife 5 years ago from london

      Interestingly funny poem.

      I enjoyed it.

      Cheers