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Showing Off Her Wares (limerick)

Updated on August 29, 2015

Amazed the men drooled as they’d stare

As she proudly showed off her pair

And if you like these

Please feel free to squeeze

They grow in the trees over there


*Did I say pair? I meant pear.


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      Gypsy Rose Lee 2 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Great play on words.

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      Shauna L Bowling 2 years ago from Central Florida

      Nice play on words, Martin.

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      Dora Weithers 2 years ago from The Caribbean

      Pair is okay, if she has a pair of pears.

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      Chris Mills 2 years ago from Missoula, Montana at least until March 2018

      Martin, that is hilarious. Still laughing.