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Singing Out Of Tune
Don't Be Shy
Block your ears
I am going to sing my favorite song
I can hear the neighbors dog howl and my cat hiss
On every note that I miss
I continue on even though I was begged to stop
I turn away and sing my song
As you cover your ears and your smile turns to tears
I sing from the top of my lungs
The songs that I love
You can run away that's o.k.
You can hide It doesn't matter to me
I love to sing and you don't have to listen if you don't want to
I feel good
I hear the police officer knocking at the door
Yes officer how can I help you ?
We had ten calls in the past half hour
Some kind of disturbance??
A loud noise that has to be illegal
We are hear to investigate
I don't know what the problem is officer
I was in the shower
Singing ( if he only knew)
Are you sure ?
You haven't heard the noise that was so loud that the whole neighborhood was in an uproar
I wonder what it could be officer ?
I would certainly love to know ?
What was that sound ?
Was it a high or low pitch ?
I am not sure but all the neighbors can't be wrong
There has to be some truth to this accusation
Why do you think it came from this direction
The three children crying
The dog growling then barking then whining might be a clue
I don't want to come back here again
I really don't feel so good either
My stomach is kind of queezy
I think I am coming down with the flu
When I pulled in the drive way
I too got a pounding headache
But when I got out of my car the noise had stopped
Well officer I don't know what to say
I am speechless
I can't believe there can be a noise so aggrivating and annoying
Well I am going to swing by later and just to see if the noise comes back
In twenty two years on the police department I have never heard such a thing
I thought I have seen everything
The officer left and now I will wait awhile
Maybe I had enough singing for one day
But tomorrow I will try again
Singing one of my favorites won't you join me