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Singing Out Of Tune

Updated on October 10, 2012

Don't Be Shy

Block your ears

I am going to sing my favorite song

I can hear the neighbors dog howl and my cat hiss

On every note that I miss

I continue on even though I was begged to stop

I turn away and sing my song

As you cover your ears and your smile turns to tears

I sing from the top of my lungs

The songs that I love

You can run away that's o.k.

You can hide It doesn't matter to me

I love to sing and you don't have to listen if you don't want to

I feel good

I hear the police officer knocking at the door

Yes officer how can I help you ?

We had ten calls in the past half hour

Some kind of disturbance??

A loud noise that has to be illegal

We are hear to investigate

I don't know what the problem is officer

I was in the shower

Singing ( if he only knew)

Are you sure ?

You haven't heard the noise that was so loud that the whole neighborhood was in an uproar

I wonder what it could be officer ?

I would certainly love to know ?

What was that sound ?

Was it a high or low pitch ?

I am not sure but all the neighbors can't be wrong

There has to be some truth to this accusation

Why do you think it came from this direction

The three children crying

The dog growling then barking then whining might be a clue

I don't want to come back here again

I really don't feel so good either

My stomach is kind of queezy

I think I am coming down with the flu

When I pulled in the drive way

I too got a pounding headache

But when I got out of my car the noise had stopped

Well officer I don't know what to say

I am speechless

I can't believe there can be a noise so aggrivating and annoying

Well I am going to swing by later and just to see if the noise comes back

In twenty two years on the police department I have never heard such a thing

I thought I have seen everything

The officer left and now I will wait awhile

Maybe I had enough singing for one day

But tomorrow I will try again

Singing one of my favorites won't you join me


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    • shiningirisheyes profile image

      Shining Irish Eyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York

      I love this!!! Voting up and sharing.

      I so enjoy your humor "The children were crying." Priceless!

      Go ahead and sing out loud my friend.

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      DREAM ON 4 years ago

      shiningirisheyes I am so glad you loved my singing.I started once again when I got a shower this morning.I heard a old song it became one of my new favorites.Baby Don't You Cry....Thanx for reading and sharing.

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      picklesandrufus 4 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

      Yes, I will join you! Love to sing in my car and according to me, I am awesome!

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      DREAM ON 4 years ago

      picklesandrufus I am definitely sure we will catch peoples attention.But not as much as the blue lights in the rear view mirror and the words pull over pull over said by the friendly police officer.(lol)No matter how bad my day goes there is still another way to make it better.Thanx so much.

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      Farhat 4 years ago from Delhi

      sure, i'll join you...i love your song soooo much..it is so powerful to make sing a dog, a cat & even to call a police officer....hahaha!

      great DREAMON!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Delightful. There is nothing like it to singing along with your favorite tunes. Have you tried karaoke?

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      DREAM ON 4 years ago

      shara63 The more people singing it can only get better right?Having fun with everyone.Thanx for your wonderful comments.

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      DREAM ON 4 years ago

      Gypsy Rose Lee The bars do karaoke night locally.I think after hearing me even their faithful loyal customers might not come back.(lol)I do love to listen to other people sing.They usually sound really good.Thanx for sharing and my wife suggested as long as I sing just turn up the music louder than my voice shes o.k. with it.

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