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'SHOE' Me - PLEASE!
Enough with the talk of injustice and greed,
High time a fresh topic - I'm feeling deep need!
Profound and Earthshaking - of what shall we shmooze?
Something with Kick to it...
I've got it - SHOES!!
Far from discerning - a full-blown 'Shoe 'Ho',
Before we delve deeper - just thought you should know!
Short, tall, and ugly - Black, white, and fawn,
Won't admit it in court - but - I've strapped them all on!
With Shoes - as in life - there are no absolutes,
I get just as excited when thinking of Boots!
Shoe-fickle, unfaithful - just a wretched Flip-flop,
Moccasins, Thigh-highs - please - Don't make it stop!
To the heart of the matter - I adore a good Pump,
Slingback or Platform - all make my heart thump!
When it comes to Cross-Trainers - low or high slung,
Sole is important - but - no more so than Tongue!
This day chest heaving for leather-bound Heels,
Then comfy, old Uggs can cause moaning and squeals!
A disease Running rampant - (with proper Footwear),
A disease I can manage - with style and flair!
One bone of contention - who designed Birkenstocks?
Must be the same moron sees beauty in Crocs!
While I understand comfort - these are nothing but heinous,
One can only conclude the inventor's an anus!
The End, or..
Move along folks - Shoe's over, here...