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'SHOE' Me - PLEASE!

Updated on April 24, 2013

Enough with the talk of injustice and greed,

High time a fresh topic - I'm feeling deep need!

Profound and Earthshaking - of what shall we shmooze?

Something with Kick to it...

I've got it - SHOES!!


Far from discerning - a full-blown 'Shoe 'Ho',

Before we delve deeper - just thought you should know!

Short, tall, and ugly - Black, white, and fawn,

Won't admit it in court - but - I've strapped them all on!

Uggs Are Not Ugg-LY!
Uggs Are Not Ugg-LY! | Source


With Shoes - as in life - there are no absolutes,

I get just as excited when thinking of Boots!

Shoe-fickle, unfaithful - just a wretched Flip-flop,

Moccasins, Thigh-highs - please - Don't make it stop!


To the heart of the matter - I adore a good Pump,

Slingback or Platform - all make my heart thump!

When it comes to Cross-Trainers - low or high slung,

Sole is important - but - no more so than Tongue!


This day chest heaving for leather-bound Heels,

Then comfy, old Uggs can cause moaning and squeals!

A disease Running rampant - (with proper Footwear),

A disease I can manage - with style and flair!


One bone of contention - who designed Birkenstocks?

Must be the same moron sees beauty in Crocs!

While I understand comfort - these are nothing but heinous,

One can only conclude the inventor's an anus!

The End, or..

Move along folks - Shoe's over, here...

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      FyrFytr234 4 years ago

      Just another great feet from the keyboard of truth and reason. But the reason for this one eludes me. Who am I kidding. With my foot fetish you couldn't have picked a better subject. Great pictures...thanks. mmmmmmm. Love those Uggs...and what's in them! ;p LOL.

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      Live To Write 4 years ago from Phoenix, Az.

      "Must be the same moron who sees beauty in crocs"... I laughed out loud on that one... very funny and, whoooooo boy those shoe images... okay, okay... I'm revealing too much!

      Great hub ImKarn

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      Priscill Anne Alvik 4 years ago from Schaumburg, IL

      Yay!! Missy L. has come out of the closet with something to kick her heels up about and it ain't politics!!! You have made my day sweet woman...Loved you Hub!!!! Mwaah!

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      Cindy Murdoch 4 years ago from Texas

      Yahoo! now you have me riled! I feel the need to get to the shoe store. You always seem to surprise me - you are quite talented - of that I am for sure! you go girl and get shoed!

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      HLPhoenix 4 years ago

      Way to change the subject... cute.

      While I liked a good strappy pair of heels in my day,

      Just looking at them now and I turn pale... There they are in cosy little box, off comes the lid and it starts in my socks. Feet moaning, toes growning... legs all cramping up. My back does a twister, my shoulders lock up..I think of the Party, so wanted to go, but my feet are refusing... I 'll be a no show.

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      Ray 4 years ago

      Hey I recognize those legs in the Uggs ... Can't wait for you to roll out a poem about your bikini collection and those pics...LOL

      Funny stuff and a departure from the more serious stuff of late . Refreshing ...Great Hub !

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @FyrFytr234: You shoulda seen the pictures I ALMOST put in! Lol..

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      Deborah Brooks Langford 4 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      I couldn't wear any of these shoes if I wanted to.. LOl.. are those your legs? lol looking good...

      sharing

      Debbie

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @LaurinzoScott: There's no such thing as tmi here, sir! I failed political correctness 101 - and i seem to prefer other failures as well! Lol..

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @Picailly: You hit the nail on the head, Missy P! I needed something light and fluffy! It's exhausting alienating 49% of the population...lol...mwaaah

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @Homesteadbound: Hi, hon! I actually wondered as i was writing this if my friends at the hub might think i suffer from bi-polarism!

      I don't. I do. I don't. I do.

      I don't!

      lol

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @HLPhoenix: Laughing out loud! Write it, goah!

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @Ray: Yeah, well...keep waitin'..lol..I may write a hub on bikinis - but - mine will stay be staying in the drawer - where they belong!

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @DeborahBrooks: Yep - them's my legs! They have a nasty habit of reaching all the way up and making an ass out of themselves..lol..thanks for your support Deb!

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      Deborah Brooks Langford 4 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      Leslie.. you are so funny.. so you failed political correctness 101..lol... I know that breaks your heart.. lol....you have beautful legs.. love you girfriend

      Debbie

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      Terry Chestnutt 4 years ago from Cleveland, Ohio

      I better go take a cold shower. I think I peed my pants! Where did you say that shoe store is?

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @WrathWarbone: LOL..

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      Jo Alexis-Hagues 4 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

      Love the racy innuendos and double entendre very cleverly done.

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @Tobusiness: Double Entendres? Moi? Lol...

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      carol stanley 4 years ago from Arizona

      Love the photos. I think I will just be wearing my flat sandals. Much more comfy. We should all go visit this store.

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      epigramman 4 years ago

      ...your legs are lovely Leslie - ah yes lovely legged Leslie of my hub dreams that you are - and you even write like a hub dream - love your wit, your sense of humor, your candor and you always speak the truth - you could just say that a guy like me is just plain excitied about your writing - you always talk the talk and walk the walk - and sending you warm wishes and good energy to you my fellow Canadian from lake erie time 8:13am with the sun coming up in all of its glory over the lake

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @Carol7777: Visit the store...or the closet...lol! thanks for taking a peek, Carol!

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @Epigramman: Warm wishes to you as well my friend - and co-canadian! Eh? Happy hub dreaming - as always!

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      FyrFytr234 4 years ago

      "I shoulda seen the pictures you ALMOST put in?" You could always email me those little one. I would certainly be ok with that...to no one's surprise. Lol.

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      cleaner3 4 years ago

      ahh... the feet ...are so sweet

      but those thighs.....tell no lies

      your toes i would like

      to cover with rose

      petals... so soft

      while we lay in your loft.

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @Cleaner3: Mmmmmm...very happy you enjoyed! It gets tiring pissing off 48% of the population...lol..xx

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      Jim Higgins 4 years ago from Eugene, Oregon

      Only 48%? I know you can do better!

      But, to the matter at hand...um... foot, This is probably the funniest thing I have read, just shared it with my own Imelda, she liked it too!

      I sold women's shoes long ago, in Leeds (Baker's back east) stores in Anaheim, Garden Grove, and even beautiful downtown Hollywood, CA, and it was always an adventure.

      Great Hub! Oh...and those legs!

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @Xstatic: Lol...Blushing..My aunt also sold shoes - but - nothing of the nature seen here! More along the lines of hushpuppies and - omg - BIRKENSTOCKS..haha..probably not QUITE the adventure you speak of...

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      Jim Higgins 4 years ago from Eugene, Oregon

      Birkenstocks are practically the official shoe here in Eugene, OR, though I don't have a pair (yet).

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @Xstatic: That makes sense, actually...i trained in eugene when i was 15..no birkenstocks back then that i can recall..lol

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      Shauna L Bowling 4 years ago from Central Florida

      Im, have you been peeking in my closet??? I own about 70 pairs of shoes, boots, sandals and flip flops but my favorite pair is my bare feet!

      Thanx for the diversion to light and silly. We needed that!

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @Bravewarrior: Light and silly is fun! but, then - why do i feel so empty inside? LOL

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      Thomas Silvia 4 years ago from Massachusetts

      Hi my friend, great and witty poem......Loved it ! After reading some of the comments i see your wit today is has sharp and cleaver as always. I glad to know that those are your legs and go all the way up to make a ass of themselves!!! :-) Thanks for making me smile today !

      Vote up and more !!!

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @Kashmir: Hello, my friend! It makes me happy to make you smile! Even if it's at my own expense! lol

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Ha Ha, I love shoes and boots, and i loved your wit....

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @Alwaysexploring: Girl after me own heart!

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      Martin Kloess 4 years ago from San Francisco

      I am a leg man. So Arlene had no problem amassing a huge collection of shoes (some she never wore). Her legs looked their best up to a 4 inch heel. It was her legs that made her shoes look good.

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      Mhatter99: Hey, Martin! You're a fine man! lol..

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      tanzanite4U 4 years ago

      UGGGGly those legs in those uggs are so NOT!! i am always impressed by your appendages baby gurl =)

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Fantastic, voted up and funny too bad there's no button for hilarious. I used to wear such shoes when I lived in NYC that if I tried to wear them no I'd do permanent damage to my feet. lol Thanks for the memories. Passing this on.

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @GypsyRoseLee: Thanks Rasma! Appreciate the support and always happy to make someone laugh - as opposed to cry - or hit something..lol

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      Audrey Howitt 4 years ago from California

      So, so funny!

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      Suzanne Ridgeway 4 years ago from Dublin, Ireland

      This is "suckin diesel" as we Irish may say!! LOL Absolutely brill, was in stitches laughing at the crocs line! A great read, fabulicious pics and dig those legs girl!!! Voted up, beyond and sharing on!

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @SuzieHQ: LOL...I never heard that when i was in ireland! Glad you enjoyed, tho! (fabulicious..love it..)

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      Eiddwen 4 years ago from Wales

      A great hub and here's to so many more to share on here.

      Eddy.

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @Eiddwen: I'll write to that, Eddy! Cheers!

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      shruti sheshadri 4 years ago from Bangalore, India

      hahahahaaha :) I really have quite a laugh reading your hubs. A perfect comic timing, a gift that very very few writers possess to perfection and you are surely one of them!

      Excellent topic, all of us love shoes! Voted up :)

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @Shrutisheshadri: Welcome, Shruti! Your compliments make me blush but I deeply appreciate them! Thank you..

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      Dennis L. Page 4 years ago from New York/Pennsylvania border

      Well, as a man all I know is I have a pair of black and cordovan wingtip laced shoes, black and cordovan tasseled loafers, a pair of boat shoes, Duckie shoes and boots, snow blowing boots, 2 pair of sandals and 3 pair of sneakers. I should also mention my bedroom slippers, but God how I hate wearing slippers. Buying shoes or sneakers to a man is almost as bad as having their prostate checked...it's still a pain in the.....

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @Pagesvoice: All's i can say is - Thank god i'm not a man!! And - i mean that in the shoe department as well! LOL...xx

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      Elena 4 years ago from London, UK

      Lovely Hub from a lady with Lovely Pins....

      I enjoyed reading it and wish I had the confidence to wear those thigh high booties. :-) Ding Dong!!

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @Lady_E: Hi, hon! Those thigh highs aren't mine - mine are way mo' better! And classier - if that's possible with thigh highs..lol..Nice to see you, Lady E! Me thinks your confidence is just fine!

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      Audrey Hunt 4 years ago from Nashville Tn.

      I "shoe" do love your poem and the brilliant way you weave your truth throughout each line. And gorgeous legs that I'd kill to own!

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @Vocalcoach: I shoe do love when you be Vocal, Coach! Kill? lol..i think i'll take that as a compliment...haha..

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      Joseph De Cross 4 years ago

      At least you didn't to to Pluto or Uranus! Hilarious and clever Ymkarn23!

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @LordDeCross: Lol..i have way more class than THAT, donchaknow...

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      Vic Vizarra 4 years ago

      Another awesome poem as always. Those beautiful legs of yours go well with the boots as well.

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @Vicvizarra: Thanks, Vic! Assuming you read the actual article and didn't just look at the pictures? lol

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      Denise Handlon 4 years ago from North Carolina

      Absolutely brilliant! LOL Love the photos and am sharing it. Rated way up. BTW: Love the title!

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @Denisehandlon: Hello again, my friend! So glad you enjoyed! You may not know this yet but - i've been in 'Punnage Rehab' for months now! It's NOT working...(help...)..lol

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      It was worth the visit just to see your legs!

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      Jose Velasquez 4 years ago from Lodi, New Jersey

      You need help, and the first step is admitting you have a problem. LOL. I don't know how I missed this one.

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      Tara Carbery 4 years ago from Cheshire, UK

      I agree that the inventor of Croc's must be an anus too! I once finished with a boyfriend when he revealed he had a pair! I really enjoyed this! Entertaining and clever stuff!

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @Phillydreamer: LOLLLL! I've admitted it for years, Philly! Clearly - there is no cure! xx

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @Billybuc: You such a charmer, BB!

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @Peanutritious: LOL.- too funny that you dumped your boyfriend because of a pair of shoes!

      You sure you're not feeding me a 'CROC' of you-know-what here? haha...

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      Tara Carbery 4 years ago from Cheshire, UK

      Ha ha ha! I assure you it's all true! Bad footwear is reasonable grounds for divorce as far as i'm concerned!

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @Peaanutritious: you should check out a page i started on fb - it's called 'So Shoe Us'...

      You'll enjoy - guaranteed..lol

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      Tara Carbery 4 years ago from Cheshire, UK

      I've just sent you a friend request. I'll check it out! Please tell me NO CROCS ARE FEATURED!!! T. x

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      movielardatadare 4 years ago from Texas

      ImKarn, why did you have to go and post the picture of the Middle Finger Shoes?! My fiancée saw those things and she loves them. Now she wants a pair! Oh NO!

      I'm just joking, you can post whatever picture you like. But my girlfriend really is trying to find out where she can get those shoes. I hope she can't find them, though!

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @Movielardatadare: I think your wife and i are going to get along famously! LOL..I can help her find them if she really wants - i can send you a link and you can pass it on to her, yes? Lol..

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      movielardatadare 4 years ago from Texas

      ImKarn, this conversation never happened! She reads my hubs sometimes, so I'm going to have to make sure she doesn't see this one! lol. If you would have had a picture of those things with a skull on them, my fiancée would have bought them on the spot.

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @Movielardatadare: Huh? What convo? lol..btw - i started a little 'shoe' group on facebook - it's called 'so shoe us' - and i'm leslie silverman (same pic as hub)..

      i'm thinking your fiancée will LOVE it! Relax - it's not to buy - just to fantasize...

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      movielardatadare 4 years ago from Texas

      Cool, a shoe group on facebook, eh?! Looks like I will need to pass this information on to my woman. Thanks for the heads up. I'll be sure to pass this info along to her.

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      Mike Pugh 4 years ago from New York City

      At times I get tired of trying to fix the world too LOL, I get ya though Leslie, you want to get moving with your shoes, well get on with your bad self then haha!

      I'll keep trying to fire up them Stellar Super hubs to do the digital super hero stuff, and you can fit me in some of your manly shoes, if you have any to offer to help me get my ugly feet moving as well hehe!

      Yet another awesome superb poem, amazing! thumbs up and out!!!!!!!

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @CloudExplorer: You got it right on, CE - i needed a break from reality - so i wrote about foreplay - which is usually all but fantasy...LOL..

      Super hub me, my friend - and stop by 'so shoe us' and visit - you'd be surprised (shocked even) by what you find..

      hugzzzzz!

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      Deborah Brooks Langford 4 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      Hey girlfriend...I atill love this poem.. awesome

      I am so American..lol

      debbie

      shared

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @DeborahBrooks: Lol..You are so female!

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      KDuBarry03 4 years ago

      LOL! Well worded and very funny.

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @KDuBarry03: Lol...so glad you got a 'kick' out of it KD!

      Step on in - any ol' time you get the urge!

      lol

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      Neil Sperling 4 years ago from Port Dover Ontario Canada

      My laces are tied in knots. ... I wonder what is best way to see this? "Should one roll your words(?) around the tongue, letting the mind explode with thoughts of pleasure." or is it the other way around....? "Should one roll your words around the mind while the mouth waters."

      I LOVE the delightful play on words.... You can strap on a pair of shoes and walk with me anytime.

      Thanks for shoeing me a good time!

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      Terry Chestnutt 4 years ago from Cleveland, Ohio

      Yes, good pumps will cure what ails you every time! lol! Fun poem.

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @Wrathwarbone: Ya know what they say - a good pump cures everything! LOL

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      Escobana 4 years ago from Valencia

      LOL! Aren't Crocs the most hidious shoes ever found out, period?!

      Would I see you wearing them ever? LOL...I'm sure you'd rather eat them than wear them. Such a glamorous lady like you is meant for shoes that kick some ass!

      I needed to end my day with a laugh and it worked! Have a look on my "Nagging Hub", for I highly appreciate your opinion on this:-)

      Big hugs to you and nighty night....

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      Escobana 4 years ago from Valencia

      Oh and by the way....Shared, up and Funny! XXX Escobana

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @Escobana: You got my number, gf - i wouldn't wear 'em if you paid me! I have a group on FB called 'So Shoe Us'...

      please - find us and join in the fun!..

      sweet dreams in spain, my friend..

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @Escobana: Thank you! LOVED the 'nagging' hub..or should i say - the NOT nagging hub! Also funny, up and shared! xx

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      Escobana 4 years ago from Valencia

      Hey girl!

      I'll certainly join that group on FB and thanks for stopping by on my "Nagging Hub". You are actually one of the first Hubbers to ever befriend in Facebook by the way:-)

      It's an honor to stalk you all over the place..LOL!

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @Escobana: AND - an honor to be stalked! Lol...

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      Jools99 4 years ago from North-East UK

      My sisters say I have a genetic fault - I'm just not into shoes. I own 4 pairs and two of those are trainers! I loved your poem though, I am licking with a daughter with a shoe fetish!

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @Jools99: Hmmmm...after serious contemplation - I gotta side with SIS!

      LOL..

      (now...leave your poor daughter alone..haha..)

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      FyrFytr234 4 years ago

      Just....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. lol.

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @Mmmmmmmmm.....LOL!

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      Shannon 4 years ago from Texas

      Very funny. I sure wouldn't say Crocs are anything worth looking at, but they sure are comfy! Haha Btw- love the shoes in your pics.

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      deergha 4 years ago from ...... a place beyond now and beyond here !!!

      The shoes in the pics above are simply mind blowing and lemme tell you that I am a shoe maniac may be....more then that even you can say. Anyway your choice of topic is always very much engaging. I loved every bit of it. Shared and votes all up.

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @Deergha: i love that you love them! i adore shoes- and don't mind admitting it!

      Hey - have you joined my 'shoe' group on Fb?

      it's called 'SO SHOE US' - check it out, Deergha - it's awesome!

      Also - if you give me your email address - i'll message you when i write something on my new blog! I'm not going to be writing much on the hub anymore!

      sigh

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      deergha 4 years ago from ...... a place beyond now and beyond here !!!

      Sure dear ....gonna miss you here really ...

      my email id....deergha07@gmail.com

      sorry but i am not anymore in FB....as i deactivated my account there.

      Waiting for your blog to read ....take care .....

      luv

      deergha

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      Rosemary Amrhein 4 years ago from Boston, MA

      :( Not writing much on the hub anymore.....well, when you're in an easygoing mood....please do!

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @Shanmarie: Ewwwwwwww....Crocs....lol..(they scare me...haha)

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      Rosemary Amrhein 4 years ago from Boston, MA

      Leslie, what I mean is if you decide to write a hub/poem that the hub will not find fault with, please do. I enjoy reading them.

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @Deergha: You won't miss me dear - i'll be around to read my friends hubs every day! I wouldn't have that opportunity if i were kicked off (i don't think..)..i also wouldn't be able to 'retrieve' my own work from here...

      that worries me - i'm copying them as we speak..

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @Rosie: for sure! some topics are perfect for the hub...ya know - birdhouses, candle art, childrens toys, sheets, the color blue..

      LOL...

      haha

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      Rosemary Amrhein 4 years ago from Boston, MA

      We both know that.ha ha ha

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      Shannon 4 years ago from Texas

      Hahaha...I never said they were fashionable!

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      Audrey Howitt 3 years ago from California

      I love your humor m'dear!

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      Linda Bilyeu 3 years ago from Orlando, FL

      So witty and quite clever! :)

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