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Some Things Are More Important (limerick)

Updated on February 2, 2016

Though kids wrecked my car that’s alright

I smiled at wife’s credit card blight

All angers forgetting

‘cause as sun is setting

This month’s sex I’m getting tonight


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      Ann1Az2 5 years ago from Orange, Texas

      Just like a man!

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      Janhorner 5 years ago

      Humoursly delightful! All things forgiven for a night of passion!

      Voted up,


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      Karen Silverman 5 years ago

      Guffaw! OMG...sad, sad, sad...funny, funny, funny..

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Just delightful.

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      Jose Velasquez 5 years ago from Lodi, New Jersey

      Wow! How easy it is for men to be manipulated by sex.

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      Farhat 5 years ago from Delhi

      congrats, for all you got last night!

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Wooah, A hot time is in sight..Lol

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      Deb Hirt 5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Guess he has something to look forward to, and that's all that matters...

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      Randi Benlulu 5 years ago from Mesa, AZ

      lolol! Where are the rest of the guys like you? Do you have a brother?

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      picklesandrufus 5 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

      If I didn't know you were a guy, this limerick gives it away!

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      Audrey Howitt 5 years ago from California

      So, so funny!!!

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      Valleypoet 5 years ago

      And suddenly everything is put into perspective....LOL

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      Melissa Propp 5 years ago from Minnesota

      Wow, I wonder if my husband's mind thinks the same way....cute limerick!

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      Michelle Liew 5 years ago from Singapore

      Oh dear! Poor man. Funny, Hatter!

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      Linda Crist 5 years ago from Central Virginia

      You are a hoot! Too darn cute, this one. Hope you had a "great" night.

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      Rich 5 years ago from Kentucky

      Mh -

      Been a while, huh? lol Great Job!

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      flashmakeit 5 years ago from usa

      Oh my word! Vote up!!

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      X-Dplus-X 5 years ago from Poughkeepsie

      Nice!! I'm not very familiar with the format (limericks) but very well done.

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      Sommer Dalton 5 years ago

      Very funny! Voted up!

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      Faith Reaper 5 years ago from southern USA

      Whoah to the second power!!!! LOL Yes, men are men. LOL Voted Up In His Love, Faith Reaper

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      Catherine Tally 5 years ago from Los Angeles

      Now that's being REALLY focused. lol. Good one!

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      It takes so little to please some guys! LOL

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      Marites Mabugat-Simbajon 5 years ago from Toronto, Ontario

      Whoah! So forgive your son; and the earth should be shaking tonight :)

      So funny and surprising!!