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Someone Call A Plumber (limerick)

Updated on June 12, 2017

He always had sex on his mind

To this his wife became resigned

But she yearned to know

How to work its flow

For he kept it so well confined


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      Gypsy Rose Lee 2 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Good one.

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      Marlene Bertrand 2 years ago from Northern California, USA

      A fun one to read, plus the title makes this one even funnier.

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      Demas W Jasper 2 years ago from Today's America and The World Beyond

      At last! Nice to see my limerick mate putting forth another slick one. Tell me who else is with us in the limerick stable. I'm thinking of lobbying for a collective anthology.

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      Frank Atanacio 2 years ago from Shelton

      lol.. awesome

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      Mohamed Elbazigh 2 years ago

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      Bill Holland 2 years ago from Olympia, WA

      I'm thinking therapy is in order. :)