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Sounds of The Night

Updated on August 28, 2013

Her soft breaths are warm and tender

As I watch her sleep on a cold December

Her eyes are closed, her lips are pursed

Her gentle face is soft and lovely

The house is calm, the dark night cascades,

The full moonlight peeks through the shades

Tempered my hand, as I stroke her hair

Her delicate face keeps my heart and stare

As she gently stirs in her peaceful slumber

I let her be, I try not to encumber

In her sea of dreams, I cause not a billow

She nuzzles her head deep in the pillow

My mind starts to wander, I begin to doze

A sound in the night and a shock to my nose

The dogs stir and I am aghast

My sleeping wife has just passed gas...

Copyright 2012 Pete Fanning


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      Victoria Lynn 5 years ago from Arkansas, USA

      "Sounds of the night" has a whole new meaning! What starts out as a melodical lovely peaceful night ends with a punch! I love it! Many, many votes here!

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      Mark G Weller 5 years ago from Lake Charles, LA.

      LOL, what to say here......

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      KathyH 5 years ago from Las Vegas, Nevada

      Did your wife READ this yet?? Tell your dogs to get ready, because someone is going to be spending time in the doghouse with 'em! Voted up and VERY funny!! :)

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      Sheepsquatch 5 years ago from Springfield, MO

      After seeing the profile picture I was waiting to see the switch, but I expected the wife to be your dog by the imagery.

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      Anne 5 years ago from Spain

      Reading this poem has just given me a really good laugh and a great start to the day...Te he he. Thanks!

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      Pete Fanning 5 years ago from Virginia

      Guys, I did show this to my wife and to my relief she thought it was funny, dodged a bullet there! Thanks for reading, voting and commenting!

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      Jessee R 5 years ago from Gurgaon, India

      LMAO...glad your wife didn't yell at ya :)

      Nice piece.. haha.. lol

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      Gerg 5 years ago from California

      An ode to an odor ... nice!

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      Pete Fanning 5 years ago from Virginia

      Me too Rahul, Thanks!

      It was my attempt at being romantic---okay yes it was an ode Gerg!

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      David Hunt 5 years ago from Cedar Rapids, Iowa

      Up till the end I thought it was a pretty damn good poem-- and then you went and made it AWESOME!

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      Pete Fanning 5 years ago from Virginia

      Thanks Harold, I appreciate it!

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      I was sooo into this beautiful scene..LOL..LOL...Funny and clever to say the least...

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      chrisinhawaii 5 years ago

      I couldn't help it...had to share on Facebook!

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      Pete Fanning 5 years ago from Virginia

      Thanks always, I'm glad you enjoyed my romantic outpouring!

      Thanks Chris!

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      Shining Irish Eyes 5 years ago from Upstate, New York

      Ha Ha Ha - Great job and great sense of humor. My favorite category of poetry is the kind that takes you by surprise - like your wife's gas.

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      Pete Fanning 5 years ago from Virginia

      I agree, thanks shining!

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      Becky Katz 4 years ago from Hereford, AZ

      So sweet and you. I expected something out of whack and I found it. Loved and so cute.

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      Pete Fanning 4 years ago from Virginia

      Well thanks Becky!

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