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Spammer humorous poem

Updated on February 27, 2013



The tricky Spammer with the Black Hat

He runs through the inbox dressed in black

I have tried to kill him several times and failed

Now an assassin is on his tail

He carries a yellow gun Symantec’s

Trapped this time... very traumatic

The spammer will not survive

This will be the last day of his life

Norton's throws away the lock

Including everyone on his same block

Delete, delete, as they aim at his heart

Finally the spammer and his army depart

(c) B. A. Williams


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    • B. A. Williams profile image

      B. A. Williams 5 years ago from USA

      Ahh touche` PDX you and many others have told me that, although I haven't had a problem yet. Thanks so much for reading.

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      Justin W Price 5 years ago from Juneau, Alaska

      the problem is you're using norton... use AVG or Avast... much better :-)

      enjoyable poem

    • B. A. Williams profile image

      B. A. Williams 5 years ago from USA

      Thanks sometimes I just get into a mood to write poems about non-traditional things, this was one of those moments.

      Thanks for reading!

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      Leni Sands 5 years ago from UK

      Nice & cute - delete that spam forever! I like this little ditty - or ode to death of spam, very clever.