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Step Murder

Updated on May 21, 2017
Bad Step
Bad Step

There the step goes again, walking by talking dirty under her breath, but I heard her

I have it all bottled up since I have been planning her murder

To live with this beast is cruelty in every way

Sometimes I would just sit there hoping the Step gets zapped with a Death Ray

But since that won't happen anytime soon, I guess it is totally up to me

To murder that Step, that selfish manipulative worthless being

I have to do this accurate, I don't plan on getting caught

Because I have a date and a lifetime to spend with a hot broad

I have to take my time, plan all the details, how will I make this happen

gun, knife, strangulation, I just gotta make it right

I had better be thorough, I have to be, I watch those guys on CSI

Even when you think you are scotch free, Your DNA gives you away and that never lies

I know of this untraceable chemical that has no smell or taste

I think I will simply lace it in her toothpaste

But I don't want when she falls her body to be here in this house

I had better do it right and wait till i know she plans to go out

This is going to be epic, I can't wait when she goes out dining and boasting

Then fall flat on her back when she lifts her wine glass toasting

Finally, my step will be a bother to me no more

I simply cannot stand that two face whore.

Now it has been two years since that bag of wind kicked the bucket

I am glad she is gone, now the devil must be miserable


If You Plan To Murder Your Step....Don't. The Cops Will Put You Away. Look at me writing from behind bars!!

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    • Venkatachari M profile image

      Venkatachari M 8 months ago from Hyderabad, India

      Funny and entertaining post. Love your ending message.

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      Clive Williams 8 months ago from Jamaica

      hah@Jodah...well, maybe on some darn good behavior

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      John Hansen 8 months ago from Queensland Australia

      This was a bit of fun, Clive. I hope they let you out soon.

    • clivewilliams profile image

      Clive Williams 8 months ago from Jamaica

      Thanks Eric

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      Eric Dierker 8 months ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.

      Holy cow my kids love their step and half brother. She deals with my crap. So those 30 somethings can just take it easy. I cannot imagine how they would deal with me without her.

      I really liked this.