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Stop Hairy Arguments Before It’s Too Late (limerick)

Updated on October 22, 2013

This husband had learned not to care

If his wife would get in his hair

If her dig dig dig

Was getting too big

He’d take off his wig and say there


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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      I know guys that choose to be hairless. It saves on haircuts every six to eight weeks.

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Bald men have the option the others will lose their hair if pulled too hard

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      Victor W. Kwok 4 years ago from Hawaii

      Thanks for the laughs!

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      FlourishAnyway 4 years ago from USA

      That's one way to get her!

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      Guess it's true what they say, Martin: 'In one hair and out the other!'

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      Bronwen Scott-Branagan 4 years ago from Victoria, Australia

      Thank you for the laugh!

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      kidscrafts 4 years ago from Ottawa, Canada

      :-) Another good one :-) Thanks!

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      Dora Weithers 4 years ago from The Caribbean

      Another laugh out loud. Thanks for being a part of my day. Blessings!

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      Valleypoet 4 years ago

      Lol....he'd better move his wallet too:-))

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      ocfireflies 4 years ago from North Carolina

      I have always heard "bald is beautiful."

      Kim : )

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      breakfastpop 4 years ago

      I am sure he looks better without his hair.

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      DJ Anderson 4 years ago

      Good Limerick.

      Poor man in the picture. He surely looks miserable! LOL


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      Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

      hahaha boy, she got down to the root of the problem! : )

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      wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

      Great laughs.

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      Ghaelach 4 years ago

      very funny Martin.

      LOL Ghaelach