Stranded
Stranded
The rumor mill had it
the end was near,
though the evidence
seemed a bit unclear...
Survivalists were
the ones prepared...
for the hand of Fate
they never dared.
They had stockpiled food
and water jugs...
built shelters lined with
fire-proof rugs...
They were all ready
to face the worst...
until the time came,
then, they found they were cursed.
For they had forgotten
one tiny essential,
that we all consider
most consequential...
and now they were stranded
and faced quite an issue
for they had forgotten
to bring toilet tissue!
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