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Stranded

Updated on May 5, 2011
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Stranded

The rumor mill had it
the end was near,
though the evidence
seemed a bit unclear...
Survivalists were
the ones prepared...
for the hand of Fate
they never dared.
They had stockpiled food
and water jugs...
built shelters lined with
fire-proof rugs...
They were all ready
to face the worst...
until the time came,
then, they found they were cursed.
For they had forgotten
one tiny essential,
that we all consider
most consequential...
and now they were stranded
and faced quite an issue
for they had forgotten
to bring toilet tissue!

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      Daydreamer Too 5 years ago

      We do all tend to take 'that' item for granted too, until we're on the pot and the roll is empty and there's no-one around to get a new one for us!

      LOL

      Very funny!

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      Paradise7 5 years ago from Upstate New York

      Hahahahah!! LMAO!! Great--No clue, I thought it was another epi! You're going to give the epigramman a run for his money!

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      bbnix 5 years ago from Southern California

      Wonderful!!

      That little precious item is a metaphor of no matter how hard we try to anticipate the future there is always something to make it all seem a ridiculous exercise in futility...

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      Comfort Babatola 5 years ago from Bonaire, GA, USA

      Back to the age before 'Charmin' and 'Cottonelle'. If you have water, who needs bathroom tissue. Keep a bowl handy, can always get some water. It does the job better, and cleaner. lol. Funny though, so I'm giving you an UP! You rock!

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      WillStarr 5 years ago from Phoenix, Arizona

      (snicker!)

      Up and funny.

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      No_Clue 5 years ago

      Daydreamer Too, Thank you! It is funny how my little brain works...It just so happens that we ran out of tp yesterday, here, for a short time...phew! and this little poem came to me, thereafter! And...I have a son who is a "survivalist" at heart, who I live with...two plus two...lol

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      No_Clue 5 years ago

      Paradise, Now its funny how you say that, because #1 Epigramman is one of my Hubpages mentors, and my Hero! #2 as I wrote this little poem, he was in my head, on the sidelines...almost like he was watching over my shoulder! Honest to God! Thank you for noticing and for your awesome comment!

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      No_Clue 5 years ago

      bbnix, thank you, as always! There are just some things in life I am not willing to forgo...lololol Hugs!

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      No_Clue 5 years ago

      ComfortB, You are right...Charmin was not always around, but I, for one, am glad it is, and am grateful, always grateful for it! LOL

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      No_Clue 5 years ago

      WillStarr, thank you, kind Sir! I am always glad to see you! Hugs!

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      Xavier Nathan 5 years ago from Isle of Man

      where is the Jack Daniel's and Marlboro in this list? Aren't they classed as an essentials?

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      Nikkij504gurl 5 years ago from Louisiana

      hahaha nice. its the little things we take for granted that we need the most.

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      No_Clue 5 years ago

      Spirit Whisperer, I had heard that they were, indeed, classified as essentials...I am thinking tp is possibly easier to forgo than Jack and Marlboro's...lol thanks!

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      No_Clue 5 years ago

      Nikkij, thanks! Yes it is the little things that we take for granted, for sure!

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      Sharon Smith 5 years ago from Northeast Ohio USA

      Fun, fun, fun! Thanks for the giggle before going to sleep. Needed that!

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      Annie Fenn 5 years ago from Australia

      Oop!! Not good. Thanks for the reminder; next time I am bunkering down for a natural disaster, I will not forget. Thanks for the fun and for embedding this little necessity in our minds for when the time comes;)

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      No_Clue 5 years ago

      Sharyn, I am tickled. Thank you!

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      No_Clue 5 years ago

      Fennelseed, this shall serve to remind me, as well! lol

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      Mimi721wis 5 years ago

      That's funny. Made me laugh.

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      No_Clue 5 years ago

      Mimi, then I am happy, for laughter is good! Thank you!

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      jami l. pereira 5 years ago

      Lol way funny ! i loved it ! thanks for sharing !:) great visual! lol voted up ,funny and awesome!:)

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      No_Clue 5 years ago

      Again, jami, thank you! This one cracked me up, too, because I have a son who tends toward "survivalist" and has everything he needs to survive in a disaster...I hope he remembers the Charmin!

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      BeyondMax 5 years ago from Sydney, Australia

      LOL I laughed my head off! That is just priceless =) What a twist!

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