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Thoughts from the Mind of a Blogger...

Updated on January 8, 2014

I " VONT " to lick your toes...( done with a Dracula accent)

Can you see the " blooger " in me ?
Can you see the " blooger " in me ? | Source

If it Squeaks or Tweaks...It's MINE...


It was a chilly morning here in paradise...

Autumn was finally here...

A time for strange things to happen, as it was that time of year...

She was up most of the night, doing a write....

Regarding some hubs and her series titled "Legend of Fred "

Ahh the questions she had... rolling around in her head..

Were “where were her readers, her followers “ her Hubbers...?

They had all seemed to like what she wrote in the past..

But lately her hubs were falling so fast....

She had written articles on health and life..

Perhaps she had targeted too much strife...

Maybe they wanted to read about food..

But when you're not a cook, that would be kinda rude..

Oh, will wonders never cease ?

So she decided she'd get some zzzzz's

She lay in her bed, not moving at all...

But breathing quite deeply, as I saw the covers fall...

So I stretched my muscles and walked ever so slow..

So as not to wake her , then I spied her big toe..

Sticking out from the blanket..it was such a temptation..

And with me having such a" foot fixation"..however...

She needed the rest , so she can finish her quest..

I have some thoughts of my own...

That I would like to share in a poem..

And I would be happy to help her..but..

I don’t think the world is ready for me...

As I am a BLOGGING CAT..you see

So I will close for now...everyone have a great week...as

I'm off to seek something that has a tweak and a squeak....












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    • kj force profile imageAUTHOR

      kjforce 

      5 years ago from Florida

      DREAM ON...glad to know this got you both to exercising ( jumping for joy )by the way who is " joy " and is your wife aware of her ??? sorry old joke from Med.days..I'll explain later..as far as your Kit Kat..perhaps Charlotte has a new friend ? glad you enjoyed the write...have a great week-end..and don't forget to buy new sneakers...

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      DREAM ON 

      5 years ago

      Charlette and Dream On are both jumping for joy.You have such creative wit we are sure to visit more often.Your talent and humor make for some interesting reads.My Kit Kat disapppeared.Where could it of went? I had it on the counter.I wonder if it was a late ghost who wanted once last Boo ! I fooled you Charlette might be up to her old tricks again.I wonder if Spookie has any ideas?As always fun and a great laugh.Have a great night.

    • kj force profile imageAUTHOR

      kjforce 

      5 years ago from Florida

      epigramman...we too are seeing cooler weather..in the low 70-80's..it's that time of year where I must pull out my wetsuit if I wish to swim in our pool..I know tough life..

      thanks for commenting and enjoy your day...

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      epigramman 

      5 years ago

      ....well my two cats control my life but they are also my two best friends and I couldn't see my life without them - or your support here , dear friend, as an esteemed colleague and hub friend.

      lake erie time 9:49am and sending you warm wishes from a damp bleak day which looks like the end of October and the beginning of November.

    • kj force profile imageAUTHOR

      kjforce 

      5 years ago from Florida

      cherylone...yes the big toe was fair game...however..my cat knows me oh too well...and although he has 9 lives..he wants to hang on to them as long as possible...

      thanks for the comment...

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      Cheryl Simonds 

      5 years ago from Connecticut

      I love this, I expected that the big toe was fair game. Nice one, kj force.

    • kj force profile imageAUTHOR

      kjforce 

      5 years ago from Florida

      shiningirisheyes...thank you for visiting and your comment...by the way permit me to introduce the " Bloging cat " he is a one year old Bombay ( type) his name is Spookie

      and he is our family cat, we share him G-C and us...Charlotte is owned by DREAM ON ( the hubber) ..who he has been writing about..I thought it would be a twist for me to show possibly what a write by a cat could be....so that is the explanantion for the last two lines of the poem...you see how complex I can get ? so if hubbers enjoy this I may let spookie write more often..just a thought..hmmm..what's your take ?

    • kj force profile imageAUTHOR

      kjforce 

      5 years ago from Florida

      bac2basics..thanks for visiting....I haven't tried or joined the make $ on HP yet..I just write as it fills a void in my day, as my hubby doesn't say much these days..he's never been a conversationalist, but as he ages he does less and less..( now it's a bit of dementia )

      And certain things trigger " rants" about 0..glad to know you are doing well..did enjoy your stories..this is our " family " cat we share him..he is a Bombay..and his name is Spookie....stay in touch...we're awaiting the rage of " sandy "

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      Shining Irish Eyes 

      5 years ago from Upstate, New York

      KJ - First off - Charlotte is stunningly beautiful! I enjoyed this funny twist with Charlotte the blogger.

      Glad to know the Fred tales will continue!

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      Anne 

      5 years ago from Spain

      Hi KJ. This made me laugh because I am fostering a cat at the moment and he has a thing about biting..toes, arms, whatever takes his fancy really. He doesn´t bite hard or with any meanness, but it would still make me jump out of my skin if he did it when I was asleep...even a lick would have the same effect, so I´m pleased your pussy cat left you to dream on., he or she is gorgeous by the way. PS. No one new is reading my stuff either, it only seems to be read when I publish something new, and I haven´t done that in a while as have been too busy or too tired to bother. Got to admit that I´m not so fired up as I was because of the measly amount you earn from writing, and also I still haven´t received one cent. If writing was the only thing I had to do it wouldn´t seem so bad, but when it´s not, it´s a lot of work for no reward, although the comments I recieve from such as yourself are wonderful. voted you up as always. Keep well my friend :)

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