Hilarious stuff I found on the web that will just make you laugh! (Lots of videos, takes time to load)
Clinton says, "Excuse me but I can't return your salute 'cause my hands are full."
"Yes Sir. The pigs Sir! I see them," responds the Marine.
"Now wait a minute," says Clinton. "They aren't just pigs. They are genuine Arkansas Razorbacks."
"Yes Sir! Razorbacks Sir!" says the Marine.
"I got one for Chelsea and this one for Hillary," explains Clinton.
Answering the Marine says, "Yes Sir! An excellent trade if I may say so myself Sir!"
This first joke is for engineers
- A priest, a drunkard and an engineer go to the guillotine.
- The Dialectizer
Browse the web or read text in any of several comic English dialects. Pick from Redneck, Jive, Cockney, Elmer Fudd, Swedish Chef, Moron, and Pig Latin.
- Has the large hadron collider destroyed the world yet?
- Classic Cartoon Violence!
Nic Cage Face Swap
- 40 Hilarious Nicolas Cage Face Swaps
An Internet hero put together this magical collection of Nic Cage's face ’shopped onto the bodies of other people, and it's the funniest gallery ever.
One way to fix telemarketers!
A poignant perspective of politics
Divorce is tough on kids.......
Well now lets watch a "normal" dog!
Enough Dogs - how about cats!
The cat from planet Dagobah
Read the subtitles
Of course we can't forget Halloween!
Try these links!! for a laugh....
- Hey, Have you heard?
- That last one was hilarious
- Redneck word for the day - OBAMA -
- OBAMA'S BRAIN DEAD SUPPORTERS
- Cartoons By Clayton Liotta
Election and Political news covering all the major figures: Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Harry Reid and updates on what's happening in our government and Congress.
- 9 Hilarious Quotes From Clint Eastwood's 'Invisible Obama' RNC Speech (VIDEO) | The Stir
Even if you're liberal and you feel like you have to "hate" Clint Eastwood for aligning with the enemy and speaking at the Republican National Convention, you can't. Eastwood was adorable and funny, got his main points across simply...
- Chuck Norris - Google Search
- Insert this one in an email through format tab and send to anyone you want to annoy or baffle
Yes, in outlook express click create mail, click on format, then background, then sound and insert the link. Send the email to someone and anytime they even highlight the email it will play.
- Tombstone Generator
Generate your own tombstone!
May not be hilarious to you but just ask the rats what is funny!
"...the unambiguaous answer was yes?" ... So they talk too?!
Could the truth really be this FUNNY! A parody on gov't spending.
Subject: Census Form
They sent my Census form back!!
....In answer to the question...
Do you have any dependents?
I answered 12 million illegal
immigrants,140,000 people in our
133 penal institutions in Calif.
The Jerry Springer Show's cast,
unemployable jerks,crack heads,
leftovers from Katrina, some of the Congress, half of Mexico, most of the Senate and .........a President!'
Apparently this wasn't an acceptable answer................ I don't know why??
Approval ratings of President Obama are now so low the Kenyans are accusing him of having been born in the United States.
This will make you laugh and cry at the same time - The Obama Legacy - pump up the volume!
The bologna has a 1st name it's B-A-R-A-C-K
The bologna has a 2nd name it's O-B-A-M-A
It's on the TV every day and if you ask me why I'll say
'Cause Barack Obama has a
way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A!
As this elderly pastor lay dying his last request is for his lawyer and his banker to come to his bedside in the hospital. They arrive and upon entering the room the pastor motions for them to come in and each to sit on either side of his bed. The pastor held their hands and staring at the ceiling began to sigh a sigh of contentment with a smile on his face. There was silence for a while as no one spoke.
The lawyer and the banner seemed touched, honored that the old pastor would request their presence in his final hour. What was more puzzling to them was the fact the pastor never indicated that he particularly cared for either one of them.
Eventually, the Lawyer asked the Pastor, "Why did you invite both of us here now?" Mustering all the strength he could find the reverend pastor weakly stated,
"I just wanted to go, the way my Lord Jesus died ... between two thieves."
Two bigfoots caught on tape
Just two more minutes of song!
Well we did song, can't go without some dance!
WATCH TO THE END
Click on Source:Learn to talk like Yoda
What old people do for fun!
Insult me why don't you!
- 21 Scathingly Witty Insults By Famous People
Warning: List best viewed while wearing a top hat and monocle. Before there was "NO U", the world crafted insults like fine wine...
"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends." - Oscar Wilde
This is a good one too!
For those fans of Stephen Colbert (I'm not) these are supposed to be...
10 Hilarious Moments From 1000 Episodes Of 'The Colbert Report'! Judge for yourself (personally I'd say none of Colbert's repertoire are as hilarious as the other stuff on this hub page, but if you are a fan of his I'm sure you'll enjoy).