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Stupid Doctor

Updated on March 24, 2010

Is there such a thing as being too proud of your kid?

Is this guy one of the most handsome kids you've ever seen?
Is this guy one of the most handsome kids you've ever seen?
I know that I'm a little biased but who isn't when it comes to their children?
I know that I'm a little biased but who isn't when it comes to their children?
How 'bout that pretty little smile?
How 'bout that pretty little smile?
I love this kid. I never thought I'd be able to love anyone or any thing this much. So I'm sorry about being too proud.
I love this kid. I never thought I'd be able to love anyone or any thing this much. So I'm sorry about being too proud.

By: Mikielikie V.

My doctor said that I'm old and fat.

He suggested that I buy a cat.

And so I did and here he is,

I named Captain Fizz.

Cause when he's hungry he starts to spit.

He'll roll around and throw a fit.

It didn't bother me until one day

I came home and he said "hey

You need dog or a fish,

And I need something in my dish."

Now a talking cat is kinda strange,

But now I have a dog with mange.

His name is Champ but he's never won.

He likes his name; he thinks it's fun.

He told me so after dinner.

" I like my name. Now I'm a winner!

But you're still old and fat

and I agree with Fizz the cat.

You need a fish to help you out.

Don't be sad and don't you pout."

and so I bought a fish named Izzy.

I named him that 'cause he looked a little dizzy.

His eyes are crossed and kinda large.

He was hit by a barge.

He said one day out of the blue.

"Thanks a lot from me to you.

I was almost dead when you bought me

But now I'm well and so is the puppy.

The cat's a pain but he's alright.

He talks too much and spits all night.

Get rid of him and we'll all be happy.

You don't need him; he makes you sappy."

So Captian Fizz was out the door.

Never to return... no more.

Champ said, "Man I liked that cat.

It wasn't his fault that you're old and fat.

You should flush away the fish.

And while you're at it, fill my dish."

So here I am fat and old.

My heart is turning slightly cold.

And the cat and fish are all alone.

And it's me and Champ in this home.

But he's getting grey and fat......

Maybe I'll buy him a cat.

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      mikielikie 5 years ago from Texas

      Thanks Crimmy! I do appreciate your comment.

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      -Crimmy- 5 years ago

      This entire hub is absolutely adorable! Your son is a beautiful little boy! (You can NEVER be TOO proud of your children!)This is a definite Vote Up! :-)

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      Susan Zutautas 6 years ago from Ontario, Canada

      Great poem! I can see being made into a children's book. I would pursue this one for sure!

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      Angel Ward 7 years ago from Galveston, TX

      Yes, your son is a handsome little boy!!!

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      _cheryl_ 7 years ago from California

      Cute poem =) Is there such thing as being too proud of your kid? No Way! As a parent, that's one of the most important feelings you can express towards your child, the more he knows it the better. Great shots btw...=)