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Super Heroes fight crime on Hubpages

Updated on June 15, 2011

Watch out! Here we come!

 It's nearly midnight and most mortal souls are fast asleep.  The Evil Villains of Hubpages are awake, setting up their bots to spam and spin all night long, inundating good hubbers with invitations to pass on their bank details in exchange for millions of non-existent dollars.

The Evil Villians choose carefully who their next victim shall be.  Who can they stalk and abuse with hateful columns on the forums and on their hubs?  Who can they select to bare the brunt of their pain and anger against the world?  Who can they contact with hateful and abusive emails?

The Evil Villain brings up Babelfish Translating Service on the internet, translates someone's carefully worded hub into Japanese and then again into English.  The Evil Hubber sneers at the stupidity of the Hubpages community, who actually believes that he wrote that crap.  He giggles hysterically at the thought that many had pity on him for being an English second language learner.  Who would ever guess that all the Evil Villain did, was duplicate somebody elses hub, use their keywords and run it through his system.

Just when you think that the end is nigh in Hubworld, and that Evil will prevail, a distant noise breaks the silence.  A noise of 400 000 hubbers clapping as the Hubworld Super Heroes enter the fray, leaping and dancing and carrying a few crates of beer.  Villains, you are no longer safe, because the Hubworld Super Hero Team are out to find you, destroy you and return you back to the Internetfraudworld where you escaped from and attempted to wreak havoc on poor unsuspecting hubbers.  Hubbers of the world unite, and join The Team to make sure that justice is served.  And then we can all have a wine or a beer.

Introducing the Hubpages Super Heroes!

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      R. Blue 8 years ago from Right here

      Ha!!! First...now lemme read.

      Very nice cindyvine...that sauasage you were holding was a little small though....liked the mud slinging bit...not that I would ever do anything like that.

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      Tom Rubenoff 8 years ago from United States

      I am proud to be Toolman, man of the tool, fighting hub crime incessantly and intrepidly. LOL I look marvelous

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      Yeah, chose biggest muscles for you, Tom!

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      Julianna 8 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

      I do have to say "I LOVE IT!" and I carry that toxic perfume with me everywhere I go. I am laughing so hard I am crying. That made my cheeks hurt!!! What a team we are... lolololol :D

      Oh Cindy, this bestows my heart...lololo I am still laughing. :)

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      Hawkesdream 8 years ago from Cornwall

      Aww! I'll be your friend,let me play. Your super heroes are great Cindy.

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      AE Don't know what happened, think those evil villains were at work during the night.  Published it before I went to bed and woke up and it was unpublished!

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      Hawkesdream, you won't believe, this silly little hub took me the longest to do!

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      Julianna 8 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

      Cindy: It is amazing and a hoot to boot!! I love the litte trinkets in the hand. Oh you did a great job!!! :)

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      Hawkesdream 8 years ago from Cornwall

      I don't doubt that, but beautifully formed. lol

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      R. Blue 8 years ago from Right here

      AE...you referring to the bunny BP is holding???

      And I can see the love and work that went into this cindyvine....I'm proud to fight crime and injustice with this squad...Mod Squad ...move over.

      Hey CC...eat your heart out...I got AE and BP on top of me.

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      Thanks Hawkesdream!

      AE, some trinkets might not be quite what they seem lol

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      Hey blue, you spotted BP's special trinket/ Look inside May's bottle of LaoLao

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Hahahahahahahahah oooooooooooo I love it didn't think it was ready.I going to read now hahahah great job Cindy wooooooooo

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      We gonna kick ass, BP!

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      R. Blue 8 years ago from Right here

      sorry cindy...couldn't make out the contents of bottle...spill it. But I'd recognize the everready bunny anywhere.

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      no, nothing exciting, just a snake

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      R. Blue 8 years ago from Right here

      Does the snake have any hidden talents like the bunny...or that sausage???

      Excellent photoshop job!

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      Christoph Reilly 8 years ago from St. Louis

      Great illustrations

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      we can thinks of some....your penetrating blue eyes enable you to penetrate through people's clothing and see right through them. Mmmm, now what could May's snake do??????

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      R. Blue 8 years ago from Right here

      My nipples are showing.....and you could've at least stuffed a sock in those tight shorts.

      I know everybody's a critic :-)

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      Thanks Christoph, might have to come up with a character for you as well!

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      Okay, maybe that's what we have to use May's snake for, to stuff down your shorts, Blue

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      R. Blue 8 years ago from Right here

      May's snake can spit venom across the ether and disable entire networks of evil.

      Thanks, but I already have a spitting python down there.....LOLOLOL

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      Yeah, it can snake through the internet and tie up the web of deceit on the hard drives of the villains

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Hahaha look at Cris A's undies,oh what a man,i like the sound of my vibrating weapon, also GT's 12 inch tongue my oh my.Hahaha I just really noticed what is in my hand LMAO a double ended ohhhhhhhhh(blonde has fainted). Wow Cindy your bod is soo hot,R.Blue I envisioned you would look like that ....pest you need a shave...jj oooo.C.C u the man hahaha,AE u vixen,mayhmong that head really suits you,Tom damn u look fine

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      Yeah, Cris looks cute in his y-fronts

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Nice nipples R.Blue. That sausage is impressive at first glance I thought it was a watermelon haha. Damn you did a great job Cindy,we are all going to be feared now on HP.People are going to be shaking in their boots.

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      Aye, BP. Anybody you go near with that vibrating laser gun are sure to run a mile.

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      R. Blue 8 years ago from Right here

      Or the ladies might run and smile.

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      oh blue, but if she runs near a man....

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      R. Blue 8 years ago from Right here

      He'll try to disarm her and use her weapon against her.

      Against all her protests of course....

      NO.....DON'T......STOP....

      No Don't Stop

      No don't stop

      DON'T STOP...DON'T STOP....DON'T STOP

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      Hey, you're supposed to be on her side!

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      R. Blue 8 years ago from Right here

      I was...believe me...I was rooting for her!!! However my x-ray vision distracted me.

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      You gotta stop rooting and focus on stopping crime, not focussing with your x-ray vision lol

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      Randy Behavior 8 years ago from Near the Ocean

      Cindy, that must have taken forever to photo-shop. Nice litte, err details.

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      Thanks Randy, it did take a lot longer than I imagined it would!

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Hahaha sorry bout that was called away.Haha R.Blue that sounds about right, god Cindy this must have taken you hoursss

      Can I give it thumbs up everytime I visit Cindy or does it only work once?

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      goldentoad 8 years ago from Free and running....

      I lick all my friends into submission too!

      This is sueweet! Who body doubled for me, they were spot on!

      I am busting a gut right now.

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      i would give anything for that tongue GT, you must be able to do lots with that haha, but then again my weapon scrubs up well.

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      Julianna 8 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

      Gt: Lick behind your ears? My that is an awfully long tongue...lolo

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      goldentoad 8 years ago from Free and running....

      I think we could use our weapons on each other and it would be safe

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      Yeah, and don't forget what I can do with my sausage!

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      goldentoad 8 years ago from Free and running....

      You won't catch me bending over in front of you thats for sure

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Hahaha indeed GT

      Cindy if you think about it our weapons do compliment each other, add GTs, holy mackeral, now that's a lethal combo.

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      goldentoad 8 years ago from Free and running....

      I keep laughing my ass off every time I see Pest's slouched look, he seems so enthused

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Hahaha he looks constipated I think haha

      Cindy I think you have a fetish for sausages

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      jjrubio 8 years ago

      OH MY GOD...this is the most fabulous and hillarious! I love it Cindy!! you are the BOMB DIGGITY!!!! I waited all day to come home to read this. LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT!!!!!!!

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      TheSandman 8 years ago

      Just great I have no other words, odd for me, you've left me speechless.

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      Susan Reid 8 years ago from Where Left is Right, CA

      I feel soooo protected now! This nocturnal truth squad reminds me of a song:

      CC, he was a friend of mineAnd he could sing a songHis heart in every lineG-Toad sang of the joy and painHe opened up our mindsAnd I still can hear him sayAw talk to me so you can seeWhat's going onSay you will sing your songsForevermore (evermore)Gonna be some sweet soundsComing down on the nightshiftI bet you're singing proudOh I bet you'll pull a crowdGonna be a long nightIt's gonna be all rightOn the nightshiftOh you found another homeI know you're not aloneOn the nightshiftJJ, hey what'you doing nowIt seems like yesterdayWhen we were working outBP and AE, you setThe world on fireYou came and gifted usYour love it lifted usHigher and higherKeep it up andWe'll be thereAt your sideOh say you will singYour songs forevermore (evermore)Gonna be some sweet soundsComing down on the nightshiftI bet you're singing proudOh I bet you'll pull a crowdGonna be a long nightIt's gonna be all rightOn the nightshiftOh you found another homeI know you're not aloneOn the nightshiftGonna miss your sweet voiceThat soulful voiceOn the nightshiftWe all remember youOoh the songs are coming throughAt the end of a long dayIt's gonna be okayOn the nightshiftYou found another homeI know you're not aloneOn the nightshift

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      Sandman, that is unusual, for you to be speechless!

      MM, love the song, maybe you can sing it on garageband and we can include it!

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      mayhmong 8 years ago from North Carolina

      Niiiiice! I always wanted to be batgirl...err and cat? LOLYou've pretty much purrrfected everyones costume and their cute choice of weapon. I believe everyone there is already a hero at heart. Not just by our hubs, but the offering advice and support to keeping hup page alive.

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      Thanks May! Glad you liked it!

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      Raven King 8 years ago from Cabin Fever

      Wow incredible. How will I recuperate from such an intense funnnnnnnnn. I like Blodepoet's weapon vibrating laser gun, Pest's super ability to annoy, and you the keeper of the doggie doo list. Keeper of the doggie doo list never ends!

      Now I would like to know how did you start teaching international? What languages do you speak? How it all start?

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      mayhmong 8 years ago from North Carolina

      I wonder if you can put boomerang and hammer together to create a special sausage hamburger. Sorry, couldn't hold that thought!

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      jjrubio 8 years ago

      I can't get over how awesome we all look...=)

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      goldentoad 8 years ago from Free and running....

      And MM even sang a theme song for us!

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      jjrubio 8 years ago

      I know I love it!!!

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      sheenarobins 8 years ago from Cebu, Philippines

      Don't destroy me now, cindy. I love your sausage anyway. :(

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      Julianna 8 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

      MM, I love the song I am glad you feel safe and I have perfume bottle in hand **squirt*** oh I love this weapon , I can just ***squirt** and ***spppp*** all day!!!! lololo

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      KCC Big Country 8 years ago from Central Texas

      Very very cute hub! I love it! Great job!

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      Maybe I need some ketchup to go with the sausage. Can squirt that as well?

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      Tom Cornett 8 years ago from Ohio

      LOL....Loved this Cindy....Thanks! :)

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      Tom Rubenoff 8 years ago from United States

      I can tell that sausage has feelings for you, Cindy. It is truly, truly yours.

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      Thanks Tom and Tom. Yeah, I have a thing for sausages!

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      Tom Rubenoff 8 years ago from United States

      That's perfectly appropriate.

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      Hey, I'm always appropriate

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      mayhmong 8 years ago from North Carolina

      Would you like a LaoLao drink with that?

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      Tom Rubenoff 8 years ago from United States

      Mmm. Sausage and LaoLao. What could be betta?

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      Tom Rubenoff 8 years ago from United States

      please delete this inadvertant comment

      or not

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      Well, good company to enjoy the sausage and LaoLao with!

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      Feline Prophet 8 years ago from India

      Cindy, you are too funny! But thanks for the reassurance that you great super heroes are watching out for us! I can sleep easy tonight! :)

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      Cris A 8 years ago from Manila, Philippines

      cindy

      this is cool. but i'm hanging out with The Incredibles now - yeah, semi-retired! :D

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      MM that song rocks :)

      Yes Cris anyone messes with you and they well cop my weapon....looking forward to using it

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      Jewels 8 years ago from Australia

      That was fun. Good to know I'm surrounded by the cone of protection. Great job on the hug Cindy.

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      Tony McGregor 8 years ago from South Africa

      Great fun - big laughs!

      Thanks - but like Sandman I'm otherwise speechless!

      Love and peace

      Tony

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      shamelabboush 8 years ago

      Great idea to protect this community.

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      Ah Cris, have you moved over to The Incredibles because of the y-fronts?

      Shamel, Jewels, FP and Tony - us Super Heroes aim to please !

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      The only two who haven't seen their super heroe status is C.C and Pest.

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      Ah, maybe they're not too interested!

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      Peter 8 years ago from Australia

      cindyvine it is a relief to know that we are protected at Hubpages by our own X&Y Team of Superheroes. Can I take blonde poet home . please can I, can I. I just gotta play with that vibrating laser gun.

      Love the concept , not to sure about the sausage. Ouch.!

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      Hey, you might get a bump on the head from my boomerang sausage. I'm not sure that BP will allow anyone to touch her vibrating laser gun. She's kind of attached to it and has to keep nipping into dark corners every 5 minutes to test it still works.

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      Peter 8 years ago from Australia

      Maybe you could lend her your sausage while I have a play with her laser gun Hmmm.

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      lol Agvulpes, you sure you don't want her with her laser gun?

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      Peter 8 years ago from Australia

      That would make it a "manage de laser"?

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      lol

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      Peter 8 years ago from Australia

      Gotta go and get my beauty sleep . catch you soon.

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      C. C. Riter 8 years ago

      Dammit cindy, ya could o' emailed me. I missed it yeaterday and nobody tol' me last night. OOO I love that song MM, hope I could here ya sing it. cindy this is just great, so funny and you did a great jog too. Blue is, well he's so blue. haha and Tom yer upper body is rather huge compared to the legs, looks good on ya. haha You girls are all fantastic too! Pest looks so real, but I think my fav is toad, that isreally cool. But cindy, why oh why did you put me in PINK! hahaha

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      Hey, we wondered why you never looked at it. Think JJ or BP commented on that fact earlier. Pink, because you are so romantic, and I liked the colour on you!

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Pink suits you C.C it really does. Ooo agvulpes wants my little weapon to play with LMAO. Maybe after I show him how it works, after all it runs on 120km/hour speed he may run a thousand miles hahaha

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      One down only Pest to see this. Speaking of Pest, wonder where he is, maybe his net is down again....

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      gwendymom 8 years ago from Oklahoma

      Very cute. BP, can I borrow your umm weapon?

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      Gwendymom! Maybe we can include you with your own special weapon!

      BP, don't know what's happened to Pest, maybe he didn't like his body?

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      C. C. Riter 8 years ago

      JJ has a familiarity about her, hmmm, sexy too and that May is really hawt even with a cats head. Is that a cat head? not so sure. Pest will be here soon 'nuff I suppose.

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      Yeah, cats head for May with a cute lime skin as a helmet!

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Loooooooool everyone wants my weapon, ooo you kinky hubbers

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      Pest contacted me BP, he loves his body!

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      He was just too intimidated by my sausage to leave a message here!

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      hahahah that sounds about right

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      Pest 8 years ago from A Couch, Lake Odessa, MI

      That thing scares me!!!! My Kryptonite so to speak. Every super hero has a weakness, Mine is penis envy!

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      BP and I can help you with that problem, Pest. We know how to encourage you to overcome that phobia!

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      Pest 8 years ago from A Couch, Lake Odessa, MI

      I can feel a growth in the force already!

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      I've removed my sausage avatar to help ease the intimidation pain you were feeling, Pest. I felt so saddened that it made you feel inadequate.

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      My powers are working hubbers are running hehe

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Some hubber offered me 100 bucks to buy it.I said I do the crime,this beauty is mine

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      lol BP, hang onto your weapon of ass destruction lol

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Haha I got to zap a few Hubbers on the weekend with my double ender Cindy, the strange thing is, after the attack, they were smiling. Mmmm, very puzzling......

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      Good on you! You go girl!

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      hairy A.S.S. 8 years ago

      to funny for words. raflmfao.

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      G'day Mr Hairy Ass, howzit going mate?

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      bunyip named sue 8 years ago

      Bunch of bloody wimps with their fancy costums and wiz bang toys.

      You want a super hero . Come see me!

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      bunyip named sue 8 years ago

      Forgot to tell you I eat beautiful women in one gulp.!

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      ooooo am so scared, bring it on baby!

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      LAmatadora 8 years ago

      I am glad you kept JJ up on here! =)

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      haha Cindy I come with you.I don't want you knocking on stranger's doors with no backup...

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      LAmatadora, JJ is part of our team, can never dump her!

      BP, well, I did get the phone number of this gorgeous German on our weekend trip to Shaolin! I learnt some kung fu tricks this weekend, so I am ready to defend honour and country!

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      German oh my...I guess Germans and sausages go together nicely

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      not sure about his sausage yet lol

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Hahahaha he may not even have one. These days its hard to tell who is a man or a woman you know. One must be careful

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      Oh, he looked all man all right! lol

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      R. Blue 8 years ago from Right here

      Have him drop his..what are those things called BP?

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      strides, in Oz its called strides

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      R. Blue 8 years ago from Right here

      Nah she calls it something starts with a d

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      drawers?

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      R. Blue 8 years ago from Right here

      no...that's american...and i guess english....that crazy talking Aussie lass has another word for them.

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      ah well, will ask the other aussies at school

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      Whikat 8 years ago

      I can't believe I missed this one! LMAO. Now I am having a hard time trying to choose which hub of yours is my favorite one. You have such great hubs. I Can't wait to see what's next.

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      Hi Whikat, thanks for the compliment. My next hub is going to be a travel one, my visit to the Shaolin monks this past weekend!

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      Whikat 8 years ago

      Sounds good cindy. I am always interested about monks they have such fascinating lives. I will be back for more then. :-)

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      catch ya then, Whikat, I took some super photographs

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      R. Blue 8 years ago from Right here

      Yeah...of a German and his sausage!!!

      They have Hubpages at school???

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      my kids are doing a fractions worksheet now, Blue!

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      R. Blue 8 years ago from Right here

      I'm 74/103 rds sure you may be right

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      lol Blue

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      LAmatadora 8 years ago

      Thanks for that comment cindy...since she is I and I am she!!~~ JJ =)

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      Hey hey, keep our spy secrets, we don't want the evil one to get wind of our cunning plans

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Hahahah he is still here I thought you meant you pulled him Cindy

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      nah, he wishes I pulled him lol

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      jajajaja you see I was reading your comment in the Forum where you told someone you pulled him from your avatar as he felt inadequate that is how this all started loool.So I thought he was pulled...I spoke to him in the chat and he said just before he had to go....I accidentally hung up on him

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      Oh, no I said I changed MY avatar because Pest was intimidated by My sausage lol

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Haha oh that was it. Hell I think I need glasses

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      nah, you just blonde lol

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      shibashake 8 years ago

      I followed Whikat's scent here. You portrayed all our local superheroes extremely well. Now, where is the hub on the villains? ;)

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      Nah, don't want to offend anybody, Shibashake, but yet again, mmmm, maybe I can turn my superheroes into villains. You have given me an idea!

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      shibashake 8 years ago

      lol - that will be terrific. I just saw Spiderman 3 where Spidey turns bad. It is always more fun to be bad. You get to wear black and suddenly know how to dance extremely well :)

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      Yeah, think I will make a villain hub now, thanks for the idea!

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      R. Blue 8 years ago from Right here

      Hmmmmm.

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      Okay Blue, you can choose your weapon this time!

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      GeneriqueMedia 8 years ago from Earth

      I coulda swore I commented on this before. ;)

      But this is most awesome.

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      lol Thanks GM!

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      R. Blue 8 years ago from Right here

      I choose the power of poison pen.....no wait one of the other heroes already has that one......lemme see.....Cloak of confusion......no BP has that.....uh....surprise me!

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      Mmmmmm Blue, maybe you have a special condom that stretches like elastic...

      Thanks, Astray

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      bunyip named sue 8 years ago

      Oh, Oh, pick me, pick me, I'll be a villian. I go round eating beautiful women , surely I'm qualified.

      R.Blue could be Condom Head !

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      Sounds like a plan, Bunyip!

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      bunyip named sue 8 years ago

      Oh goody goody gum drops.

      Ahem (in a deep menacing voice) "I await your command Oh evil mistress"? You are the evil mistress. right ?

      I withdraw to change my friendly counternance for my more evil one.

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      Yep, will get onto a villain hub this weekend!

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      bunyip named sue 8 years ago

      Does this one work for you ?

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      Peter 8 years ago from Australia

      Sorry cindy that bloody bunyip got off his leash again . Is he bothering you if he is I will not let him have any food tonight. (not really I just say that to give him a fright) You do know what bunyip eat don't you?

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      No Ag, pray tell, what do they eat?

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      Peter 8 years ago from Australia

      Ah my loverly Its not going to be that easy. I'm going to torture you and make you read all of the above comments. The clue is above as old Hairy might say. But do be careful won't you ? ;-)

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      gum drops?

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      R. Blue 8 years ago from Right here

      Hey Sin got that Skype thingy fixed?

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      Peter 8 years ago from Australia

      gum drops ? wtf are gum drops ?

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      dunno they have gum trees in Oz and maybe the gum drops off em

      Hey Blue

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      R. Blue 8 years ago from Right here

      Ditto Sin

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      Peter 8 years ago from Australia

      cindy dont you read comments on your own hubs?

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      earnestshub 8 years ago from Melbourne Australia

      So much devotion to the super heros on hubpages may qualify you in the same league. Very funny and so true!

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      Thanks Earnest!

      Ag, yes do read them and comment on each

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      Janetta 8 years ago

      HAHAHA! I got sidetracked while looking for the phobia hub and so glad I did. U always make me laugh, Cindy :D I have got to get busy catching up....

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      Hope you find the hub you're looking for Janetta and glad you enjoyed this one!

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      bunyip named sue 8 years ago

      Ok I'm here for the villian hub, all dressed up , where do I join ?

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      You'll have to wait a week bunyip, am in the midst of packing up my house, shippers are here next Sunday and it's sooooo much work. just having a quick drink break!

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      Candie V 8 years ago from Whereever there's wolves!! And Bikers!! Cummon Flash, We need an adventure!

      Just found this via Bunyips sight.. can I be a superhero on your next layout?

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      yeah, am going to do a villain one, you sure you want to be a villain? lol

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      Candie V 8 years ago from Whereever there's wolves!! And Bikers!! Cummon Flash, We need an adventure!

      I can be a villian!! Maybe? Still no word..send a note and tell him he's gonna miss someone "right under his nose"..lol

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      Ok Candie, you'll be in for the next

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      Candie V 8 years ago from Whereever there's wolves!! And Bikers!! Cummon Flash, We need an adventure!

      I'm on the edge of my hub waiting for this one! I shall up my best villian type face up and you can copy it!

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      Yep, send me a pic I can use, Candie

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      Pachuca213 7 years ago

      I had to come back on here and read this one again! I sure miss the good ole days of fun hubjacking and crazy madness on here...

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      Those were the days JJ, I miss them so much, and so many of those good people have gone.

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      Pachuca213 7 years ago

      Yes, I know isn't that sad. Well I come and go but I am never to far. And I am glad you are still around as well as Charlie, Deb, AE, and Tom....miss GT and Pest though....as you said yes those were the days!

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      JJ, I have learned that life is a series of constant changes, nothing ever stays exactly the same.

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