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Sure I Know Those Three (limerick)

Updated on February 9, 2014

The priest asked if I knew these three

There’s faith hope and there’s charity

His bible he’d grip

As answer I’d whip

They all worked at strip club with me


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      Victor W. Kwok 4 years ago from Hawaii

      OMG! That's hilarious!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      lol What can I say you are a genius at limericks.

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      Mary Craig 4 years ago from New York

      Seriously? This one was a riot!

      Voted up and funny.

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      sujaya venkatesh 4 years ago

      short n sweet mat

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      LOL...I HOPE you kept the FAITH! CHARITY begins at home!

      too funny, M!!

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      Jamie Lee Hamann 4 years ago from Reno NV

      Hehehehehe. Good Stuff Martin. I hope all is well. Jamie

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      DJ Anderson 4 years ago

      One of your best, Martin. Love it!!!

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      kidscrafts 4 years ago from Ottawa, Canada

      It's funny! LOL But I don't think the priest was ready to hear that one ;-)

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      Mary McShane 4 years ago from Fort Lauderdale, Florida

      Oh my goodness! LOL very cute