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Swings Can Be So Romantic (limerick)

Updated on August 16, 2013

When my wife was riding a swing

Please give me a push she did sing

So I ran to car

Which wasn’t that far

And shot her to star in the thing


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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      And another one bites the dust!

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      Clearly, she PUSHED him too far! lol

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      Mary Craig 4 years ago from New York

      Too funny, though one wonders if the wife thought so ;)

      Voted up and funny.

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      Victor W. Kwok 4 years ago from Hawaii

      Thanks for another laugh out loud.

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

      When push comes to shove, well you know what i mean!!

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      Twinkle, twinkle, little star,

      Sent my wife there with my car!

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      kidscrafts 4 years ago from Ottawa, Canada

      Does your wife appreciate all the situations you place her in ;-)

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      DJ Anderson 4 years ago

      "Fly Me To The Moon" has a new image attached to it, now!

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      She asked for it! :)

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      wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

      Only you can think up stuff like this!

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      Shauna L Bowling 4 years ago from Central Florida

      Hmmm. Does insurance cover that? Is this the same lady that doesn't shave her armpits? ha ha.