The Honey-Do Resolu
FROM YOUR WIFE
Honey do this ! Honey do that!
A POEM FROM A MAN'S HEART
To my darling whom I call my wife and to that honey-do list that I improvise
I will do my very best to satisfy, the both of you on my own time
I will start no projects new until the ones from the last two years are through
I will try to do my best, to pass up my first idea so my mistakes can rest.
The siding, the trim, the roof that's leaking yet again,
The drywall, the new wall, and even the bathroom stall
Will possibly be complete by the second Tuesday of this years very last week.
On these projects I will see what great equipment I will need so I can complete these projects at my speed.
To top off my determined resolve, on all these projects I will call
Someone who can converse, on the how's, the why's, the what's, and wherefore's
Someone who gives the correct advice so when I'm finished you can say "MAN THAT’S NICE"
So I'm excited to begin the same exact honey-do projects yet again
So now its time for that big kiss, so come on over here dear and I promise I won't miss