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THE MAN WITH TWO HEADS - Fantasy
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"You know honey, last night I heard you whisper some very naughty things." I continued speaking to him as he sat at our kitchen table and I paced the room with excitement. I started to purr the way he likes it in the morning. "This is one of my favorite things about you darling. Can I get you a cup of coffee? Hmmm? Wow, you are so quiet this morning!" Just then he put his cup down. He was looking straight at me but his other head was looking me over like I was the best drink in town. He jerked his body up suddenly from the table, dropped his cup and he backed up into the wall like as if he was being pushed by an invisible force. "Hey idiot! Why don't you give the girl some respect!" Mr. Romeo from last night was suddenly protecting me from his other "Hot Head" who was pissed off about missing out on the action last night. This seemed to be happening a lot more lately. Part of him was angry and the other part of him was still like the boy I first met. They were always fighting eachother and frankly I was starting to give up on the whole thing.
I suddenly spoke up for the fear that someone would get hurt. "Boys, relax please! This is getting silly, there is plenty of me to go around. Why don't we just take turns on different nights of the week?" Hot Head looked straight at Romeo and stated his claim for this evening, but he also had a special request. "If I have you tonight, then Romeo here has to keep his eyes closed." I moved closer to him and I reached out to give him a kiss, but Romeo put his head down to the side and his other half aggressively kissed me like the first time ever. I started to feel a bit crazy inside, but pulled away so it would not get out of control. Afterall I hardly got any sleep last night and I knew that I would not have any rest this evening either. I really wasn't sure who I wanted to be with but we already set the new rules and I was not going to bring it up again. I backed up and Romeo slowly opened his eyes and the light from the window illuminated his chiseled chest and body and his eyes sort of widened as he licked his lips in an odd sexy sort of way. Hot Head decided to take control of the moment. "I know... why don't I have you now quickly in the kitchen and then you can go on with your day? Then when you return tonight, Romeo is yours for the rest of the evening. Infact, I won't even stay awake while you two make long and breathless love for hours. It is so damn boring." I started to giggle and remembered the first time I brought Romeo and Hot Head home from the local bar many years ago.
In the beginning things ran smoothly and the two of them never argued. Sometimes Romeo made love to me for hours and Hot Head would take me when I least expected it. This is what made out relationship so special and frankly I wanted it to last forever. Romeo would give me long and loving embraces and would kiss me until I couldn't breathe and Hot Head would make me dizzy with excitement when I least expected it. One night they both would not leave me alone for hours and took turns attacking me until I passed out. I actually heard them laughing with eachother when they thought I was asleep. I heard Romeo say "She is always a sucker for that move." Then Hot Head continued with all of his planned tactics and how he makes me spin like a puppet and part of me felt like I was a mouse in a trap and this worried me. What if we ever separated and I ended up with a normal man with just one head? My life would never be the same and I would miss having two different heads to choose from. I felt sick at the thought of it and decided to make it work nomatter what.
So, I walked towards Hot Head and grabbed his face as I devoured his lips for the moment and he aggressively pushed me towards the counter and attacked me from behind. Romeo did not say a word, but I could feel his disgust and I could hear him breathing hard. I tried to put him out of my mind and continued with Mr. Aggressive for a few minutes. When we were done, I decided to sit down in the living room while he got me a cold glass of water. Then he disappeared and I slowly drifted off to sleep for a few hours. When I woke up, I got up to find him and he was nowhere in the house. I called out for him quite a few times, but no answer came and the house was completely silent. I slumped down into the chair and felt my stomach drop from the fear that he would never return. Then suddenly he came running through the front door in a hurry and one of his heads were gone.
I was in complete shock. "What happened? I asked." He walked towards me and I was not sure who he was so I backed up to the hallway to look around. "It's me Jenny. The good one."
"Romeo? Is that you?" I looked at him and took in the long stare and his big sexy eyes and I said to him quite clearly that I missed Mr. Aggressive already. He promised that he would make it up to me and act like two different people to make up for the loss. "You will never know that he is gone, I promise." But deep down I knew that it would never be the same and eventually I would move on. "Did you kill him? I asked." Romeo slowly tried to switch the subject and then I moved towards him so that he could not avoid the question. He finally spoke up. "Well, I just tricked him into believing that he no longer belonged so he decided to disappear for a while." "Oh, I said." Romeo slowly walked over to me to embrace me and my whole body felt nothing as he put his lips on mine. I took in the moment and tried to get crazy, but all I could think of was "Hot Head" and his lame inconsiderate aggressive behavior. Deep down I just knew that this would never work. I guess I really liked being the mouse in the trap.
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