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Talk About Extreme Sex (limerick)

Updated on August 14, 2012

The flame of their passion severe

The fire of their sex all could hear

So what did town do

About sex crazed two

Well they built a new fire house near


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      lupine 4 years ago from Southern California (USA)

      A very hot limerick, indeed!

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      Lissette 5 years ago from Central Florida

      Hahaha, nothing like hosing down a hot to trot couple huh?

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      D.Juris Stetser 5 years ago from South Dakota

      Oh, this is precious!! hahaha!

      love it and Sharing, as well

      in truth it's just funny as hell

      this young lad so smitten

      with sweet sexy kitten

      and clearly he's under her spell!

      This was a double treat for me 'cause the last comment I read here was Billybuc 's laughing in the studio alone...Take heart, billy....If I were dumb enough to open the drapes and windows while I'm watching my reruns of Frazier on Netflix, I would've been taken off by the boys in white coats long alone as I do. LOL

      This was great fun Mhatter99 Thank you! Sharing, also and UP

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      DREAM ON 5 years ago

      Always a surprise and a good laugh.

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      Carolee Samuda 5 years ago from Jamaica

      I am so embarrassed, I had no idea you were this great at poetry. Your limericks are amazing. Loved it!

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      j.d. williams 5 years ago from Dallas, TX

      love it!!

      although i'm wondering...what inspired this one?

      do tell :-)

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      Vinaya Ghimire 5 years ago from Nepal

      MH, you have used fire wonderfully in this limerick.

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      LetitiaFT 5 years ago from Paris via California

      I've got some neighbors that could use some hosing down, on the other hand, who wouldn't want to be in their spot?!

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      Marites Mabugat-Simbajon 5 years ago from Toronto, Ontario

      Too HOT, HOT HOT HOT!!!

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      LikaMarie 5 years ago

      Thank you for the tribute! ;-) I love the fact that young (or maybe not so young) passionate couples do tend to warm up the neighborhood at times... Hey, they keep it interesting.

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      Susan Zutautas 5 years ago from Ontario, Canada

      Great stuff here :)

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      Tim Mitchell 5 years ago from Escondido, CA

      Grin - applause

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      Stacy Harris 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca

      That was great.... obviously they are full of fire!

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      D.Juris Stetser 5 years ago from South Dakota

      I agree with Billybuc ...I'm alone here at the computer, in front of the large glass sliding doors giggling like a fool. The neighbors are probably shaking their heads and murmuring stuff like 'nursing home'... This is cute and really clever. so glad I happened on it, and thanks for the giggles.

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      Glimmer Twin Fan 5 years ago

      So funny!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Good one. Hilarious.

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      Sasha Kim 5 years ago

      Wow! So funny... I think I'm blushing ^_^ Voted up, funny and awesome!

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      Farhat 5 years ago from Delhi

      hahaha, .....enduring one !

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      Patty Kenyon 5 years ago from Ledyard, Connecticut

      ROFL...That was a GREAT Limerick!!!! Voted Up, Funny, and Awesome!!!!

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      Jools99 5 years ago from North-East UK

      Mhatter, great limerick, very funny...dual purpose building eh, puts out 'fires' but also keeps em quiet with those sirens.

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      HaHa, I love it..I see how it is formed ( Your remark on my Limerick ) Thank you very much..Cheers

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      Jo Alexis-Hagues 5 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

      Now that is passion...:) Jolly good show, as my niece would say..... ' this is well funny'

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      myownlife 5 years ago from london

      Great job,

      huge passion has been served

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      LaThing 5 years ago from From a World Within, USA

      Hahaha..... MH, you did it again! Great one :)

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      Ann1Az2 5 years ago from Orange, Texas

      Now, I really think you've lost it! lol

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      Rich 5 years ago from Kentucky

      Mh -

      It's the type of limerick that makes one enjoy passon again, I just wish they'd leave the curtains open a little wider!

      Seriously, great limerick. Loved it!

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      Deb Hirt 5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      That would keep things quieter...

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      Tammy 5 years ago from North Carolina

      LOL! That is hot stuff!

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      flashmakeit 5 years ago from usa

      Hahaha that was hot!

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      Mark G Weller 5 years ago from Lake Charles, LA.

      laughs, classic is right! Excellent!

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania


      Now this was a classic limerick! LOL Awesome job here buddy! :)

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      LOL....this might be your best! I always feel like such an idiot laughing in the studio by myself.