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Unsexy Things That Anyone Can Try

Updated on October 6, 2016

People love to discuss what they consider to be sexy, but there is also a complainer factory about things that are considered to be very "unsexy". In the spirit of investigation and comedy, I have decided there is a list of five not so sultry things anyone can try, but that does not necessarily mean these activities are unattractive. All this means it that some people find certain things sexy, and others find activities unsexy.

Who said cleaning is unsexy?
Who said cleaning is unsexy?

1. Scrub The Bathroom Floor

If you are really bored and you bathroom is really dirty, you can grab the swiffer and scrub the bathroom floor. Make sure to get every nook and cranny and try to do this on a Saturday night when everyone else is at a party, which is especially "unsexy". If you want to take unsexy to new heights scrap the swiffer and grab an old rag to scrub the bathroom floor by hand. Sure this may not be as sultry as sipping a tropical drink on vacay, but at least you will have a cleaner bathroom floor than all your friends that went to that party.

Also, if you dress sexy it will be that much less unsexy. If the bathroom floor is not clean enough after one scrubbing there is always the option of rinsing and repeating. Once again, who is to say if scrubbing the bathroom floor is unsexy, only you an determine that. Plus can you imagine all the things you can do with a clean bathroom floor?

Is organizing the closet not sexy?  Or is it?  You tell me.
Is organizing the closet not sexy? Or is it? You tell me.

2. Organize The Closet

Yes this is a very mundane task that can range from a few minutes to a few hours depending on how messy one's wardrobe. While this may be considered unsexy and not very thrilling for some, who is to say it is not sexy? I think it can be very sexy once you are able to find your cute summer dresses and shoes with ease. Also, an organized closet cuts down on the time spent deciding what you want to wear to work or on a very hot date, so as you can see organizing your closet can be VERY sexy. Once again sexy and unsexy are in the eye of the beholder.

Is balancing the checkbook unsexy?
Is balancing the checkbook unsexy?

3. Balance The Checkbook

Balancing one's checkbook may be considered unsexy and boring by some. You could watch an entertaining show such as Sex And The City, which might help you unwind and have more fun as you plan out your budget. However, I will show you how sexy it can be when you are able to keep track of all those unnecessary expenses that people tend to make when they are not paying attention. For instance, if you buy a Starbucks coffee drink five days a week and switch to making your own coffee you can save up to twenty dollars a week! By the end of the month you will be able to buy a sexy new dress. Balancing your checkbook and sticking to a budget will allow you to buy many many sexy new outfits for that sexily organized closet. See, once again we have learned sexy is as sexy does.

So is studying world geography unsexy?
So is studying world geography unsexy?

4. Study World Geography

Get out a map or go on Google Earth and write down the name of each country and capital. Learn to alphabetize the countries and the capitals and place each of these on a blank map. Sounds unsexy, right? Not so fast! Studying world geography is a wonderful tool for learning more about our fellow Hubbers and Internet pals, and some of these people have even wrote Hubs about their countries.

So even though studying world geography on a map may sound boring, once again you need to think outside of the box and consider if that is really true. Unsexy to some, but this activity can be very appealing with the use of Internet geography games. Just think of all those hot and sensual vacations you can plan if you know about the best locations the globe has to offer. Go out there and learn more about this beautiful earth on which we all live and share because this is one of the most sexy things you can do.

I take breaks from reading to post to my favorite forum "The Last One To Post Is The Winner".  Does that make me unsexy?  Not necessarily.
I take breaks from reading to post to my favorite forum "The Last One To Post Is The Winner". Does that make me unsexy? Not necessarily.

5. Play I Am The Winner All Day Long

Boring perhaps, but is this really unsexy? Well that all depends on world view, which means you will have to try step four! One could be wearing a very sexy new outfit while posting to one of my favorite forums and I would say that shows this person is very alluring. Especially if one of your online pals has a cute Avatar and you really do not know much about him or her, which makes this very mysterious in deed. Also, one could reading a steamy book such as The Thorn Books while taking periodic breaks to post to this forum, so who is to say it is "unsexy" to post to "The Last One To Post Is The Winner"? At the end of the day only you can determine what is unsexy or sexy because many things that appear tedious on the surface are much more appealing upon closer investigation.

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      glassvisage 9 years ago from Northern California

      Sad! I feel like I do these way too often :(

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      SweetiePie 9 years ago from Southern California, USA

      Hey, I think all these things are sexy!  My hub is a joke really.  Sexy is in the eye of the beholder. Thanks for commenting.

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      Constant Walker 9 years ago from Springfield, Oregon

      Scrubbing the bathroom can be VERY sexy... when doing it in your underwear with someone else!

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      SweetiePie 9 years ago from Southern California, USA

      See, I told you scrubbing could be sexy ;) Thanks for commenting.

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      weblog 9 years ago from 1India

      Sexy and Unsexy, nice hub!

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      SweetiePie 9 years ago from Southern California, USA

      Thanks for commenting weblog. You are right, these things can be sexy and unsexy.

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      Jakub Wawrzyniak 9 years ago from Ireland

      if u do it naked all is sexy

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      SweetiePie 9 years ago from Southern California, USA

      Thanks for the funny comment Jacob :).

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      weblog 9 years ago from 1India

      Hey, Thanks for the comment in my hub. I have a suggestion about this page design, try it if you feel it's good.

      You can split the paragraph that starts with "1. Scrub The Bathroom Floor" - I mean, by giving some line breaks (2 to 3) you can make it larger so as it comes equal to the ads on the right side. (you can see a white space now, it will be good for appearance if you balance it and also you will get more clicks if you're serious about adsense) If you try, let me know. Keep visiting my hubs too. All the best.

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      SweetiePie 9 years ago from Southern California, USA

      Thanks for the suggestions on the page layout because I did notice it looked weird. I will try you suggestions and thanks for the help :).

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      weblog 9 years ago from 1India

      Fine, you've done something else that looks really good about the page layout now!

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      SweetiePie 9 years ago from Southern California, USA

      I will keep trying, but it is still looking funny.

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      weblog 9 years ago from 1India

      I think it looks OK, right now. For your info - I've just sent a fan mail to you.

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      SweetiePie 9 years ago from Southern California, USA

      Thanks for the help weblog, I am off to check your fanmail.

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      Hannah Druckman 9 years ago from East Coast

      Cute hub...this made me smile. :)

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      Cailin Gallagher 9 years ago from New England

      Too funny...defintely unsexy stuff. I'm feeling frumpy just thinking about them. But, the swiffer is a little sexy. And sometimes Google Earth is sexy in a voyeuristic sort of way. LOL

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      SweetiePie 9 years ago from Southern California, USA

      Well it can be sexy or unsexy, all a state of mind.  Mostly just a joke this hub.  Thanks for commenting Cailin.

      I am glad you stopped by Hannah :).

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      pjdscott 9 years ago from Durham, UK

      This is a very clever and refreshing hub, especially in the light of the 'Sex and the city' hype! Well done to you!

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      RyanRE 9 years ago from Bellingham, WA

      @SweetiePie ~ I must not be too sexy because I try to avoid all 5 of those things ;)

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      Stephanie Hicks 9 years ago from Bend, Oregon

      I think we need a new theme song here ... "I'm Too Sexy for My Hub" LOL! Fun stuff here and good food for thought. We can all be sexy whenever and wherever we want to. Its a frame of mind. :-)

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      SweetiePie 9 years ago from Southern California, USA

      Pdjscott,

      Thanks for stopping by and leaving the nice comments.  However, I have to say I actually enjoyed the Sex And The City movie :).

      RyanRE,

      Chores are never fun so you must think of ways to make them MORE fun ;).  Just kidding, thanks for the comments.

      Steph,

      Yes this Hub is very silly :).  Thanks for stopping by and leaving the nice comments.

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      Michelle Simtoco 9 years ago from Cebu, Philippines

      I was smiling when I was reading this hub and then when I reached the one about posting in the forum thread "Last One to Post is the Winner" I was already bursting with laughter. LOL Some things are unsexy. Unless it is not. Tee hee :)

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      SweetiePie 9 years ago from Southern California, USA

      Yes some things can be unsexy LOL. Thanks for the comments :).

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      weblog 9 years ago from 1India

      Sweetiepie, I'm seeing you active everywhere in HP community...roaming, commenting, thanks giving and I feel it's really a great quality about you always being active. Keep it up. I wish I could also be like you!

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      SweetiePie 9 years ago from Southern California, USA

      Thanks weblog for the compliment :). You seem to be doing a good job with commenting though on people's hubs and those suggestions you made for the layout were nice. I hope you can get back into painting when you have free time like you were talking about.

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      weblog 9 years ago from 1India

      Oh yes, dear friend. My other interests are movies(beyond watching, I want to be a part of the creative team) and presently using internet mainly for money making, and it's my one more main interest. I hope I can maintain a good balance to keep all of my interests always with me successfully and also useful.

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      SweetiePie 9 years ago from Southern California, USA

      Good job for getting involved with the creative side of movie making. I also enjoy using the Internet and I have made a tiny bit from adsense, but not nearly as much as some. I am sure you have a great balance in your life and it is important you keep doing the things you enjoy. Mostly I just love coming here to write, read peoples hubs, and always learn something interesting and new.

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      weblog 9 years ago from 1India

      Again, you make me faint with such an immediate response and that too very sharp. Thank you. I'm an Indian, my time is now 3.10 am. I will have some good sleep and catch you after few hours. Bye for now :)

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      SweetiePie 9 years ago from Southern California, USA

      No Worries Weblog. I just happened to be at the computer and I check Hubpages from time to time. That is nice you aer India and I am glad to hear there are so many nice Indian people such as yourself here at Hubpages. I hope you have a good night and talk again any time :).

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      talford 9 years ago from U.S.A.

      LOL

      TOM

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      SweetiePie 9 years ago from Southern California, USA

      Yes I know this is a very silly hub :). Thanks for stopping by Talford.

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      SirDent 9 years ago

      Nicely done. Not sure if tall of it is unsexy or not, but it is a change frommwhat has been talked about lately on Hubpages.

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      SweetiePie 9 years ago from Southern California, USA

      Thanks for the comments SirDent :). I am glad to see you have a great new avatar and I always look forward to your posts in the forums.

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      SirDent 9 years ago

      I'm glad you like my new avatar. Yours is very cool.

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      SweetiePie 9 years ago from Southern California, USA

      You are truly a knight :).

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      ahmu 9 years ago

      wow great hub u make sweetieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

      hugsssssssssss

      nice ur eyes pic

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      funnebone 9 years ago from Philadelphia Pa

      I must admit that I do none of the above. I will also admit that seeing a woman in thigh hihgs scrubbing a toilet would perhaps be the sexiest thing I can imagine given the poor state of my love life....and more so my toilet

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      SweetiePie 9 years ago from Southern California, USA

      Thanks Ahmu and Funnebone!

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      Shadesbreath 9 years ago from California

      I have two teenage boys, so there is ZERO chance I'm going to try your bathroom floor technique.  Nothing short of a hazmat suit and a firehose will get me to go in there for that.  And the closet thing doesn't work for me because, as a guy, I just don't look good in summer dresses so there are none in there for me to find.  The checkbook is depressing, and I already did world geography.  You'll have to think up some new stuff more guy oriented and write another Hub.  ;-)

      Thanks for a chuckle.  Fun read. 

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      compu-smart 9 years ago from London UK

      For me anyone can do anything from scrubbing the floor to studying world photography and ts not what you do its how you do it! ;)

      Fun hub Sweetie pie ;)

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      SweetiePie 9 years ago from Southern California, USA

      Shadesbreath,

      I will try your suggestion of writing a more male oriented hub next time, but I will have to think about it a little bit. This is mostly a silly hub, so I am glad I made you laugh at least.

      Compu-smart,

      Thanks for the nice comments ;).

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      Furdan 9 years ago from Brisbane

      Hilarious, I wonder if the unsexy excuse would get me out of having to do some of these tasks! Somehow I highly doubt it, ha ha

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      SweetiePie 9 years ago from Southern California, USA

      Thanks for commenting Furdan!

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      weblog 9 years ago from 1India

      Hi Sweetie, I hope you got to read my messages for you in my recent Shriya hub.

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      SweetiePie 9 years ago from Southern California, USA

      I got your message and I responded. Hope you have a nice day!

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      weblog 9 years ago from 1India

      Ya, I've seen and replied just now. I'm looking forward to post hubs following both of those ideas you put in comments.

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      weblog 9 years ago from 1India

      Hi, I hope you have understood the meaning of DESI, I have explained there.

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      leogonzales154 7 years ago

      It's a good exercise too... do it everyday

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      chubatemjen 6 years ago

      Em..very unsexy and boring to do a lot of chores!

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      SweetiePie 6 years ago from Southern California, USA

      Well sexy is in the eye of the beholder. I am very turned on buy a guy who reads a lot about history, and knows his world geography. I also find a man sexy who cooks and cleans up after himself. Mostly this is a joke hub though :).

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      epigramman 6 years ago

      ...au contraire my dear ...... if a man did all five of these things for his ladyfriend on Valentine's Day she would undoubtedly think that would be the sexiest thing she's ever seen - lol lol - and 1,995,000 followers - you must be the leader of a small country - or at the very least - the quintessential hubber/hubbette!!!!

      Very impressive indeed because you cover so many different subjects and you do it all so very well!

      Bravo bravo bravo!!!!!

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      SweetiePie 6 years ago from Southern California, USA

      Epigramman,

      Thank you for your lovely comment, and I simply write about the wide range of topics that interest me. I will now check out a few of your hubs!

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      Peter Geekie 5 years ago from Sittingbourne

      Well I seem to be a long way behind everyone else but I have only been writing for a few months.

      Thanks for a nice light hearted hub - I thought, hang on a sec, I usually get all those jobs (except the dresses).

      Great fun in a sometimes sad world - thank you.

      Kind regards Peter

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      SweetiePie 5 years ago from Southern California, USA

      Glad you enjoyed it Peter.

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      Rochelle Frank 5 years ago from California Gold Country

      I'm glad this popped up (I must have missed it 4 years ago). Very cute, I enjoyed it too.

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      SweetiePie 5 years ago from Southern California, USA

      Hi Rochelle,

      I am totally delighted that an old hub is getting more attention. Thanks for commenting :).

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