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That beer goggles moment

Updated on March 23, 2011

That beer goggle moment.

You’ll know when you’ve got them on.

It’s when that ugly duckling,

Becomes a graceful swan.

It only takes a few drinks

To let their beauty shine.

But if they’re really hard work

It might take eight or nine.

The problem with the goggles

That fills you most with dread.

Is what you find next morning?

When you waken up in bed.

With your golden hair, your dazzling smile,

You looked a touch of class.

Now your hair is on the dresser

And your teeth are in a glass.

You told me you were thirty,

I now feel such a fool.

You forgot to say, you didn’t count

The years you were in school.

Goggles are bi-sexual

You ladies wear them too.

You think you’ve found that dreamboat,

When you’ve had a few.

That Brad Pitt double chats you up,

You think oh what the heck.

When you wake up in the morning,

You’re lying next to shrek.

The moral of this story

Is simple and quite true.

You have to find that dream date,

Before you’ve had a few.


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    • PADDYBOY60 profile image


      7 years ago from Centreville Michigan

      Oh the memories!

    • lyndre profile imageAUTHOR


      7 years ago from Scotland

      Thanks Jacqui, glad you enjoyed

    • jacqui2011 profile image


      7 years ago from Norfolk, UK

      Very funny and sadly very true. Lol. I've had a couple of beer goggle moments in my life. Loved reading this. Class! Voted up.

    • lyndre profile imageAUTHOR


      7 years ago from Scotland

      Cheers folks.

      Oh those beer goggles can be frightning :lol:

    • Michael Willis profile image

      Michael Willis 

      7 years ago from Arkansas

      Love this. And it can be soooo true!

    • thesailor profile image


      7 years ago from Seven Seas

      Loved it, lyndre. Don't know where I put my 'wig' after that night out. LOL!!! :D


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