The Adventures Of Sid
I Am An Extraordinary Cat
If I say so myself
I have so many stories to tell
I have one owner
She is a wonderful poet as well as an inspirational writer
Her name happens to be
Gypsy Rose Lee
Her father was also a famous poet
I am the luckiest cat alive
I recently have moved half way around the world
Mom brought me with her to this lovely place called Florida
My mom could tell you all about it
I just love going outside on the rooftop
I use to hang around in our old garden
I love to make friends
There is one friend who lives in Maine
Her name is Charlotte
Even though I have never really met her
I heard she is really something
She does a lot of the same things I love to do
Sleep and dream
Then when we wake up
We can't wait to explore our day
We sometimes cause some trouble
Luckily whatever mess we get into
Our sweet, sweet parents get us out of
Both our owners know each other
They met on a writing site called HubPages
Where they can write until their hearts content
Sometimes we get mentioned in their hubs
They make us funny, crazy and so cute
Even though I don't go on the computer
Mom tells me all about it
It is such a wonderful thing
Where people can connect
From just words
Then if you are really creative and talented
You can put pictures
Some people go even farther and post videos
These videos come from a site called YouTube
I think it should be called My Videos
Each video is filled with action and excitement
Making everything you read even more wonderful
Some people just love to write
Then let you use your imagination and create your own pictures in your mind
There is no limit to what you can think of
I know I would be on the computer every day
Checking out all kinds of information
Where to get my favorite cat treats by the case
Look at all the cat toys I can also buy
There is one problem
They all require some sort of payment
A cat with money or credit card that would be silly
A talking cat is something people can understand and accept
We can only go so far
I know it's a crazy world out there
Some people are a little cuckoo
Most people are real friendly and really cool
On the Q T
All we have to do
Is drop lots of hints to our owners
After awhile they will see the big picture
Cats are very smart
Where dogs tend to bark louder and wag their tales way too much
I have to go
My owner is going to wake up soon
I am getting hungry and tired at the same time
I think I will eat and go back to bed
I think I have to pounce on her to get her up
She will be surprised
Then she will open her sleepy eyes
Crawl out of bed for me
Put a little food down
Then after I eat
I will come up and crawl under her arm
She will pat me an endless amount of times
Off to dreamland I will go
What a life
Dogs bark and have to go for a walk with their owner on a leash
We are free spirited and go anywhere we please
Free as our friends the birds
You tell me who is smarter?
Dogs have a reputation of mans best friend
Cats will give dogs all the fame
The truth is
We have much more fun
When was the last time you heard of a dog
Any dog jumping on the furniture and walking inbetween an expensive light and a vase filled with flowers
Then climbing a curtain for kicks and giggles
I would like to see that
That takes talent and skill
More to come
One big meow
For all those people who don't know
That means Chow