The Book of Genesis According to Satan (Table of Contents)
The Book of Genesis According to Satan
Welcome to The Book of Genesis According to Satan.
Here you will find the entire first book of the bible, written from the perspective of The Devil himself. It's the same story you know and love, but with a bit of extra commentary from one of the Bible's most iconic characters.
To begin, just select the chapter you'd like to read from the table of contents below.
Table Of Contents
Chapter 1 - Dad creates the world and puts a bunch of stuff on it.
Chapter 2 - Dad shows the little people around the Garden of Eden
Chapter 3 - I show up disguised as a snake and get Adam and Eve kicked out of the Garden!
Chapter 4 - Adam and Eve's kids try giving my dad presents, and it all ends in murder.
Chapter 5 - People have sex and make babies
Chapter 6 - Dad wants to destroy all life; Noah plays him like a puppet
Please note: This is a work-in-progress. There are 50 chapters in total! :-o
Here are a set of questions that nobody has ever asked me:
Why are you doing this?
Too many people know the Bible from my dad's perspective... I want to offer them my own.
What's the difference between your version and the traditional version?
Not much really. I use more rude words and laugh at things sometimes.
Why are you writing this FAQ?
HubPages apparently detected "duplicate content" with this page. Probably because it had a long list of chapters in it. As a result, they un-published the page. This FAQ is only to try and avoid the duplication bots - this is an original motherfucking piece of work, don't insult me HP!