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Personal Thoughts On English Bulldogs
When Thor wants someone's attention, he will start out with a well-mannered, question-like, lament, and if he does not gather the attention, within the time span he does so deem appropriate, his well-mannered lament will, then, further deepen little by little, until he is wailing the most dramatic, deepest, loudest, and demanding grunts, possible! Thor wants, what Thor wants! Ha...
Going To Pieces
Whenever I see an English Bulldog, [which is not often, as they seem to be rather rare, compared to many other dog breeds], I literally go to pieces over how hideously good-looking these creatures happen to be, [and I mean this in the most sincerest, and thoughtful way, possible]! I positively love English Bulldogs!
English Bulldogs' Underbite
It just so happens, that I, personally, find their exquisite underbites, [which allows for thick drool to spill out, and over, in plentiful supply], their blood-shot, droopy eyes, [which gives Bulldogs their famous, Alfred Hitchcock look), and their skin... [their rolls of skin], to be a few of their most precious, and attractive qualities a dog breed can hope to attain- [although, they have many highly attractive qualities!]. Oh, how I love English Bulldogs!
Speaking of skin, I am, in fact, delightfully taken-aback, by the English Bulldog's, handsome, wrinkly, over-abundance of rolling hills of skin, in which serves to wrap, loosely, around a condensed, four-legged, square body, [one of which could be guessed, in layman's terms], of about one-hundred-and-ten percent, pure muscle.
Built For Strength
Though this dog breed's condensed, muscle-packed, body is built for strength, [and a human-being can actually get down on the ground, on their own four legs, and have a very challenging time "holding their own", in a playful, wrestling-match with this creature, [which, I might add, has an enormously huge, power-packed, "mountain-sized" head, to go along with its massive body]], they appear to be unaware of their own strength, at times, which is evident in their clumsy, awkward-like, behavior.
Bulldog Behaving Badly
English Bulldogs have steel-like jaw strength, which is evident in one of their favorite games, which is: Tug-a-War. Once their jaws lock-down on their toy, of focus, one cannot easily convince, persuade, or appeal to the Bulldog's generosity, at prying, or pulling, the Bulldog's object of desire back out of his/her mouth.
There is absolutely no other dog breed, in my opinion, that comes close to being as ridiculously cute, in looks, and in personality, as the ever-stubborn, obstinate, and downright obnoxious English Bulldog! [Of course, I would never admit this truth out-loud, in front of my own dog, which just so happens to be a Beautiful, Red Merle Australian Shepherd, or even in front of my two cats, that just so happen to think that all dogs are devastatingly ugly; but nevertheless, I absolutely adore English Bulldogs to pieces]!
Tamara Yancosky Moore
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Bulldogs Are Funny!
If one of us drops something on the floor, and Thor sees that we are in the process of picking it up, he will make a dead-bolt chase over to the item, and grab it, before we are able to do so, ourselves! And then, he will stand in front of us, dangling the item from his mouth, and at the very moment we come toward him, he will run off with our 'important item'. He is truly a baby!
Do you have a Favorite Dog Breed?
My Favorite Dog Breed
- Lessons From My Sons
My children have always taught me the greatest lessons on life! The rhyming poem below is about the greatest lesson of all.
Flying Cat Litter
- Purposely Kicking Cat Litter Out of The Litter-Box
Pets are great company, and a joy to have in our lives! However, they sometimes arrive with a baggage of unpleasant habits that can leave us shaking our heads, (while we pull clumps of our hair out).
- The Flying English Bulldog, Thor
Our English Bulldog, Thor, sprouted freakish purple wings while he was sleeping, gurgling, and snoring one night!
English Bulldog Breed
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