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The Cats On The Highway ( A Bit Of Nonsense)

Updated on August 5, 2014


I went to the corner

to get a good deal

the cats on the highway

said see brother Bill


the minute I got there

he started the shpeel

it smelled like a pizza

but was it for real


the cheese it was cheesy

and limp to the feel

I poke poked with my finger

it gave out a squeal


I see baloney

baloney I see

It looks like baloney

what else could it be


Bill he got ugly

He looked like he'd kill

anyone who said different

I should of kept still


I pulled out my glasses

and said, “if you will,

hand me that Windex

if your pizza's for real...


of course it s a pizza

you' know I agree

somehow I don't doubt it

and I always will”

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      psikotik1 2 years ago from Houston, Texas

      It's a very amusing poem, Wrath. I thoroughly enjoyed it.

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      Terry Chestnutt 2 years ago from Cleveland, Ohio

      Thanks, psikotik1 That's encouraging.

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      littledog 2 years ago

      I dig it. Need more poems about daily existentialist angst

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      Terry Chestnutt 2 years ago from Cleveland, Ohio

      Great comment, lttledog, much appreciated; sure hits the spot with me.

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      dave katz 2 years ago

      love it! it reminds me of a parody, and molier

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      Terry Chestnutt 2 years ago from Cleveland, Ohio

      I see what you mean, Dave Kat. It is like a parady, now that you mention it. Thanks.

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      The Pink Panther 2 years ago from Sydney, Australia

      This is HILARIOUS, Wrath! Loved it! :)

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      Terry Chestnutt 2 years ago from Cleveland, Ohio

      Hey Pink Panther.Gotz to be my favorite movie from back then. He was the best!

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