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Boys Getting Into Mischief (Limericks)

Updated on July 4, 2012

Rebel Kid

He was a starter of mischief

Always seemed to get in a tiff

His name was Leroy

And he stole the toys

And then threw them all off a cliff

Although a girl is stealing in this picture and not a boy, I had to use it, because it is priceless!
Although a girl is stealing in this picture and not a boy, I had to use it, because it is priceless! | Source

Cheating Schoolboy

He was not very smart you must see

He could not even spell the word be

He thought to himself

Why not use some stealth

And snuck in to steal the answer key

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      Michelle Liew 4 years ago from Singapore

      Gosh, Bill and I will so relate to limerick number 2. And they don't just steal the answer keys, they sell them for a tidy profit! Cheeky, but true!! Voted up, Limerick Man!

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      LOL Yeah kids are dumb these days. Thanks for stopping by Michelle, another one is coming out in fifteen minutes, :)

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      Michelle Liew 4 years ago from Singapore

      Cool! Will pop in in 15!

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Ok sounds good! :)

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      lovedoctor926 4 years ago

      I loved it. Voted up funny! This is a good limerick. Every stanza rhymes perfectly. The rebel kids are so cute.

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Thanks Marlene glad you enjoyed this Limerick. Aren't they just too cute? Lol. Take care!

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      Jennifer Stone 4 years ago from the Riverbank, England

      Great limericks Josh, you are the limerick king! lol voted up and stuff... Jen

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Aww thanks Jen! I appreciate that! YOu just made my night! :) Thanks for the votes!

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      IAmForbidden 4 years ago from Neverland - where children never grow up.

      getting better and better J!

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Aww, thanks M, appreciate all of your support! :)

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      Mandar Karandikar 4 years ago from Ratlam, India

      There's not a doubt that both were amazing limericks. I have tried my hands on limericks but the ones I have written are meaningless. Well Done... and a very happy independence day.

      :) Mandar

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Thanks Mandar! :). Why don't you try one and email to me before you publish it and I can look over it for you? Happy 4th to you too!

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      snowdrops 4 years ago from The Second Star to the Right

      Hey Josh.. You're really now hooked on Limericks. Can you teach me how to write one?

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Thanks snow! Yes, I sure can! I can email you later on, does that sound good?

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      Janine Huldie 4 years ago from New York, New York

      Again, loved this. The picture of the babies playing reminds me of my kids. Someone always steals from the other and someone only ends up crying! Thanks for the reminder, but seriously awesome! Shared and voted up too!

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Thanks Julie so much for commenting on both of my new hubs, it means a lot to me! :) Have a great day! I love that picture of the cute babies! :)

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      Janine Huldie 4 years ago from New York, New York

      Again no problem, glad to do it Janine :)

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      The reason I love limericks is because it only takes me ten seconds to read one....keep them coming; you are saving me time. LOL

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Thanks Janine! :)

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      LOL too funny Bill! I will keep doing it for you then! :)

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      Linda Bilyeu 4 years ago from Orlando, FL

      Very clever Josh! Threw them off a cliff! Haha!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Voted up and funny. My favorite is the mischievous boy with his toy. I agree with Bill these do save time and they are so delightful and amusing. lol

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Glad you enjoyed it Linda, thanks for stopping by! yes, threw them off a cliff, he was a bad boy!

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Glad you enjoyed it Gypsy, and I will keep writing them! :)

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      Joyce Haragsim 4 years ago from Southern Nevada

      Great funny limerick and I agree with billybuc about saving us time, Voted up, Joyce.

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Thanks for commenting Joyce! :)

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      Shauna L Bowling 4 years ago from Central Florida

      You're bad and I don't mean that in a good way, Fairy Godson! Kidding. Kinda..........

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Haha thanks Brave! Why am I bad? :)

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      Ann1Az2 4 years ago from Orange, Texas

      Josh, very clever limericks. But the rebel and the cheater are in big trouble!

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Haha thanks and yes they are bad boys! :)

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      MrAhmad 4 years ago from Edmonton, Canada

      nice hub!

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Thanks MrAhmad!

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      Mary Craig 4 years ago from New York

      I never met a good limerick I didn't like and these were good. Easy read and easy smiles! In fact, we probably all know one of these litle boys :)

      Voted up and funny.

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Thanks Till for that warm compliment, glad you enjoyed it!

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      Shauna L Bowling 4 years ago from Central Florida

      The boys in both limericks are ornery. One throws other kids' toys off a cliff and the other cheats. Bad, bad, bad!

      You know I'm just messin' with you, right?

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Yes, haha, I was just messing around back, hehe :) Yes, they are bad boys and deserve detention! :)

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