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The DAY I met my Crush

Updated on May 9, 2017
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The day started of well...I actually tamed my hair and had no cheese stuck to my teeth. Today was the day that i was going on a trip to the country to see my aunt Henrietta. The name alone sounds ancient but say what she's my Aunty..

We meaning my mom,dad and me left home around half eight that morning, with us packed bags filled with new clothes some items that my mom insist's that we bring (one of which is three packs of undies). Apparently mom thinks Aunty is poor though that woman is older than mommy she stills makes a living being a seamstress. The drive took 3 hours and was it painful as both my parents kept telling me "O this is the place that i used to live" or that's where so and so lived. I mean could you change the damn topic already...this is not a tour people. Thankfully it was a Saturday so i have the whole weekend off. During the drive i now noticed everyone dressed handsomely...i hoped we each could remained that way for the entire day.

By the time we arrived...my hair was literally blowned in different directions and my summer dress was soiled due to the pack of seasoning that had leaked through the plastic bag unto me. Only mom and dad was pristine. Aunty's house was big like two stories tall and now been painted a kind of cool blue with dark blue on the porch. On the landing Aunty called out to us and then step down to take our load. Sadly to say i had to help her carry it into the house since none of them other people who were there offered to lend a hand. Inside everything smelled of old oak and mangoes. After greetings were exchanged i excused my self to clean up and on my way to the bathroom i bounced into the twins. The twins are my nieces and quite big trouble makers.. Do not be fooled, those pigtails gals could ruined your day. So after i cleaned and changed I went to my room at the end of hall, that's i when i saw it... Neeka and NeNe had in their hands my good pair of purple bras and only swinging it in the air, well you know your girl dashed towards them and they ducked and headed downstairs.

By the time i reached downstairs the rugrats had reached the back door and were sticking out their tongues at me. I rived up and carefully made my way to the back in case Aunty saw me from there the twins ran and i chased after them all way to the tomato garden. It was when upon reaching the pig sty that i slipped in mud and in the process of getting up i kept falling. Neeka and NeNe had at this time stopped and ran back to where i was and were laughing at me. Needless to say they did not try to help me up however wen i looked up who could i see behind them but my crush from school. What could be more worse...wait here it comes, Nene in their final bit to embarrass me took out my Kotex pack from her skirt pocket and was tearing it up and shoving it to Tremaine face. From that point he went inside to call everyone outside to see and they all cracked up and mother scolded me saying i should conduct my self better since am 19 now. The rest of the day i avoided Tremaine but he did gave me a nervous smile when he got the chance.

Moral of the story...if you are expecting to see your Aunty flow stay the hell home...

Note: The video below just shows how awkward it can in situations involving your crush and it's for your enjoyment. So Please enjoy.

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    • Cherese George profile imageAUTHOR

      Cherese George 

      4 years ago from Trinidad and Tobago

      Jodah.. this was not a true story thank goodness but I understand what this girl went through. Thanks for reading :)

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      John Hansen 

      4 years ago from Queensland Australia

      Oh Cherese, is this a true story? i couldn't help but laugh, sorry. It was a pleasure to read even if it was a terribly embarrassing experience for you. Thank you so much for sharing. Your writing is fun. Voted up.

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